She was enacting just punishment on her parents for naming her Ashlynd.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

We had a sleepover in the Philadelphia Science Museum in middle school and I Basil E Frankwetted my pants it was so cool. What an awesome book.

Bless your heart.

Can anyone clarify what ‘five years on life support’ means here? At her home? Like, unconscious for the last five years?

I’m nearly done with this 12 point star blanket! It’s only 26" across but squishy and pretty. I also started gingerbread cookie dough and a baby cocoon because why not.

When it’s on demand next year, sure! Will not leave the house for it though.

At least Winnie Cooper has a background in mathematics, instead of a background in being the best Christian wife and mother EVARRR.

Don’t forget Haylie Duff. And Lacey Chabert. :-)

I mean, what’s the solution? You can’t be an asshole and recommend that people in Africa stop making more farms. There’s no good answer. More habitat for people means less for animals.

Based on everything I’ve heard and read about the case, I don’t think that I would have felt comfortable convicting him. Now, the police officer who was caught on video shooting a man in the back, yes. He’s guilty. But I’m not so sure with Harris.

Old TV’s used to have that smell, which I assume is what she is talking about? Fellow Olds will remember when you turned it on and got the “bwonnggg” sound and the static? It had sort of a metal smell.

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

What to take bets that Melania and Barron never move to the White House? She’ll show up occasionally and stand silently by Trump’s side during photo ops. But that’s it.

Sadly it doesn’t appear to be available in New Jersey, but my love for pimiento cheese knows no bounds. I’ll Google it. A very happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. And pimiento cheese forever!

Starred for “food I’ve never heard of but sounds delicious”.

Who cares how you spell it? For me, pimiento cheese has an almost Pavlovian effect.

Please post recipe for pimento cheese!

You had me at “pimiento cheese ring with bacon jam in the center.”

Isn’t she more liberal-white-upper-middle-class lady “spiritual” (like her BFF Elizabeth Gilbert) than what we would think of as Christian?