There was SO MUCH I missed out on that I am grateful for every day.

People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.

Even nastier are the used hot tubs.

So I’m a bitch in that I don’t think crop tops should be allowed in school, aren’t I? For the record, I don’t think those weird giant-armhole-shirt-things lots of bros wear to the gym should be school-allowed, either; I am all for “I don’t want to see your skin between your shoulders and your knees unless we’re going…

I believe the proper name for a group of teenage girls is a gossip.

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

In turn, this kids movie is about how awful it is that they won’t be kids forever.

This garment is aggressively unkind.

I’m not Catholic - or even religious - but I still find it so disgusting that someone would go out of their way to say that. People. They’re the worst.

I IZ FLEXABEL. I CAN HAZ BIKINI BODY?!?!?!

creating colognes based on the smell of a beloved pet

I would 100% laugh at that.

Bride’s inner monologue:

My face, the entire time.

Zine? Chloe Sevigny? Everything about this article made me feel like it was 1999. All my wrinkles were gone, I felt 20 lbs lighter, and I looked over at my son and all I saw was an ovum. (I also felt really hung over and was worried I about how I was going to pay my rent).

Because she’s art school given human form.

Third, hearing one minor detail that is not a critical moment, or a major reveal of any plot twist, does not spoil anything.

I haven’t started it yet. But as I know Alex/Donna is back this season, I fully expected that would happen. If not in real time, in flashback/fantasies. And you don't specify which of those it is. (And who cares if you had. It's not like it's not expected.) You’re fine. People are getting bent out of shape for no…

Yes.

Donna has aged really nicely since the 70’s.