It’s freaky isn’t it??! I’m glad we’re not the only ones!

I used to see people out of the corner of my eye- or more the shadow of people. And I’d hear a low murmur of conversation without being to make out words. It felt like being in a bar, surrounded by people, but it wasn’t scary or anything. My husband experienced the same thing. After we’d been taking it for a while,…

Yikes!!!

Ambien. That stuff is terrible. And wonderful. But mostly terrible. I miss it, and the fun online shopping that came with it. I do not miss waking up and wondering if I said or did anything embarrassing on social media.

I commend them for being smart, but it’s entertaining to watch assholes. Did you ever see the one where the doctor won a million dollars and they spent every dime on a beach house? They were like, “screw it, we’ve got plenty of sweet, sweet doctor money. Beach house!!!” I both hated and admired them.

Friday nights around 11:00 when everyone with a life is out and about. But not us boring, middle-aged parents!!! Hell no, we’re home watching HGTV.

I find the ones that make good decisions boring. Like the girl who won five million, but whose budget was $300,000. No!! You are being too level-headed! Go for broke and buy that 3 million dollar house for you and your yorkie!

That looks exactly like my dog. But since he spends 90% of his time sleeping on our $2000 mattress or couch, he probably doesn’t need the $55 dog bed.

That looks exactly like my dog. But since he spends 90% of his time sleeping on our $2000 mattress or couch, he…

This is it in its original state. The porch roof is missing, but I have a replacement part arriving any day. I’m painting the house a dark gray blue, and the trim is white. The door is going to be bright yellow. The trim is taking about 4 coats, and I’m painting with a brush the size of s mouse’s dick, so it’s taking…

I’m a dollhouse junkie, and I have mad love for Goodwill/Re-store junking. This week, I happened across the find of a lifetime. A gigantic Tudor dollhouse at Goodwill for $20!!! It’s in pretty good shape, but needs some updating, so now I have an awesome teeny-tiny house renovation project!!! I started on exterior…

Because it’s weird and quirky and fucking delightful?

Agreed. Nothing about this rings true to me. Sounds like a gross incest fantasy being played out.

She looks great! Thinking good thoughts for the extubation, and the ROP. Keep growing, sweet girl!!!

Took my boys to see it today- it was AWESOME!!! Wonder Woman kicks ass.

Amen, sister. Make us proud, Georgia!!

It was weird and terrible.

Ha!!! I’ve never heard that, but it’s funny. Wonder if he’ll play crucifictorious’s greatest hits at the reception?

Kirsten Dunst is engaged to Landry? Huh.

Dang, this is a lot of hate for people who ultimately just wanted to restore an old house and make a great home for their family. True, they didn’t go about it in the smartest way, but that doesn’t make me hate them. Hell, they kept another historic home off the scrap heap, and that alone makes them relatively okay in…

Y’all, I don’t see anything out of the ordinary. This girl has always appeared dumb as dog shit, and always seems spacey. And while I really do think she’s dumber than a sack of hammers, she’s got a good eye, and she’s smart enough to pick good business and financial advisors. She’s endearing. I’d be her friend.