My three favorite food groups are at the top of Georgia's list- grits, dip and covered. And I'm betting covered comes straight from the Waffle House. Long live scattered, smothered and covered!!

That was an excellent book. It has really stayed with me, and I highly recommend it.

Ummmmm, okay. That seems pointlessly snarky, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Yes, I am a mother. Of three boys. Not particularly interesting, but factual. I'm sorry I didn't put more time into choosing something clever or witty, or whatever fluoxetine is supposed to be.

The phrase is actually " nip it in the bud," not butt.

And now I'm watching the Friends episode where Ross tries yo convince Phoebe that evolution is real. How appropriate!

How in the hell did you even manage to get it? I'm the same age, and we used to buy it all the time, but as we got older all tge sources dried up. Now I couldn't find a bag if it was my last day on earth. I'm jealous. Enjoy yourself!!

Ugh, people can be so stupid. I keep trying to remind myself that arguing with these morons is like arguing with someone who doesn't believe in evolution. You can patiently show them all the science and logic in the world, and they'll still respond with a stubborn "nuh uh." But I still want to prove that they're…

I just got into a Facebook argument with an anti-vaxxer. I keep her around to hate read everything she posts, and I normally manage to not respond to her stupid fucking asshattery. But tonight, I took the bait. And now I just want to drive over to her house and put a flaming bag of dog poop on her porch. It's a good…

Don't forget Can't Hardly Wait- which is on Netflix.

It's going around crazy early. My sister is a Pediatric ICU nurse, and they've already seen three cases of RSV, which is unheard of at this time of year. If you get a flu shot, do it early!

Are you sure it wasn't rat-chattering like magpies? I mean, obviously, I wasn't there, but still, magpies makes more sense. Funny either way.

Totally believe it. The current trend is teaching children to write more phonetically, rather than focusing on spelling. The theory is that learning to spell correctly comes in time, but this way you've already established a good writing foundation by allowing them to write freely without constantly stopping to…

Our abandoned toilets are filled with pansies and turned into garden ornaments. As are our old, whitewashed tires. Southern pride, my friend, southern pride.

Sigh... I was 24 once.....

Well, I'm fucked. Anybody want to trade me for a girl? I've got a surly 10 year old and a set of rowdy ass kindergarten twins. Take your pick- they're all super cute.

You did not come of age in the early 90s, did you?

I really hope this will include Caroline Ingalls screaming at Charles, "Fuck you! I am not getting back in that wagon, and going to some other god-forsaken hell hole to kill myself building another goddamn log cabin because you can't read a property map! FUCK THAT!" And then she gets drunk and slams drawers and…

How do you avoid chub rub? I love dresses and skirts, but hate dealing with chafed thighs after an hour. Maybe you don't have chub rub? Somebody out there does. Skirts and dresses are definitely not just for the thigh-gapped few.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that. I'd be haunted by that forever!

I was watching 20/20 on Friday night and when they said Elizabeth Vargas was out on assignment, I joked to my husband, "She's probably back in rehab.." Whoops. Now I feel bad. And a divorce too? Damn. Good luck to you, Ms. Vargas.