Well, she's 23, so it might not be all that far away.

All the girls that were losing their minds over the Jonas Brothers have bigger fish to fry- like college applications and SATs. Now, if this was One Direction, she might have to worry.

I guess we're grown up enough. I asked my husband before we went out the other night, "Is this outfit weird?" and he immediately, without a moment's hesitation replied, "Yes. I mean, ummm... Yes." I appreciated the honesty.

I don't care what it means, I think it's delightful. I've never heard it before, but I plan to start using it immediately, and I'd like to see some chucklefucker try to stop me!

Amen.

Not all of them. I've been on one for twin moms for years that has been an amazing support system. Sure, we've had our fair share of shit-stirrers over the years, but we've just booted them and kept going. We have talked each other through tough pregnancies, marriage drama, and frustrating kid crap with more honesty…

Thank god for Google. I get most of my recipes off the internet because my grandmother is a TERRIBLE cook.

That was always one of my big fears. So much so that when my OB told me I was having twins, I started bawling and threatened to leave if he didn't take it back. Five years later, I can say with absolute conviction, twins rock. Those first three years were kind of a blur, but now, I think they're easier than my older…

Two weeks seems like a really short period of time to decide whether or not you need medication for depression. Don't we all go through spells exactly like what that paragraph describes? Does that mean we all need medication for depression? I'm not saying that people shouldn't take medicine if they need it. I just…

This is Cambree's dad.

It's just not the same without the raccoons.

Random fact, Jack McBrayer's dad was my American History teacher.

Poor Mary...

I can't look at Peter Facinelli without thinking "somebody called me fag..."

Friday Night Lights. I literally cannot get enough Tim Riggins.

My husband is scared of spiders, so I kill those. He deals with the minions of Satan- cockroaches. I can't even deal with those when they're dead. And we live in the South, so we have the giant flying ones.

I love weddings and spent my college years reading Brides magazine, watching A Wedding Story with my roommates, and working for a wedding coordinator in the summers. I figured I'd be a complete bridezilla when the time came. But when I got engaged, I was like, "Hey, whatever, I like blue..."

I don't even like this show, but the fact that they canceled it before "The Neighbors" makes me angry.

You were born about a decade too late. But if you were born in '78- NKOTB was all you could think about in 5th grade.

My favorite Julia Sugarbaker moment of all time!!