update: and, as many people have pointed out, checking interference rules here in addition to base coach rules would have been smart of me! because it’s explicitly (+ logically) labeled as interference there, meaning that the runner gets called out. this does nothing to lessen my desire to see someone try it.

Ahh. Yeah if you take away the mental games by 3B it’s just a standard “dude on 2nd tried to steal 3rd, the catcher made the throw to the 3B and got him out”

Apparently, based on the color scheme, the Timberwolves are also moving to Seattle.

I don’t know if it’s just because he’s playing against the Kings or what, but he looks like that dude at the Y that takes pickup games way too seriously while the other team just kinda goes “yeah, sure man, sweet moves” and contemplates how to make sure they don’t let this dude into their games anymore

You never defined “Giannis Antetokounmpo.” And even if you did attempt to define it, you failed.

That’s Joel’s identical twin who absorbed all the calcium from his bones in the womb, right?

What’s the all-NBA all-fun team this season? I’ve got:
Giannis
Westbrook
Blake Griffin

Highlight truther!

“This is my motherfucking plane. I paid for this plane. And this motherfucker is acting like he’s doing me a favor sending me down on my own fucking plane. This nigga is playing me.”

You'll really like the book, then.