Bizmo Funyuns.

Seeing McNabb routinely embarrass himself as a national joke almost regularly is so satisfying after years of everyone near DA CUSE fellating him nonstop.

He knew.

Try all you want Moreno, but you'll never be the World's Sweetest Baby Boy.

Well geez, this isn't going to help him feel better at all is it? I think some of these fans should take back what they said. Maybe they should send them messages like "Hey, it wasn't your night." or "You tried your best." or "Better luck next time." He's a kid after all, he might be a little sensitive.

Oh but they like to do the French spelling in Louisiana, you silly goose!!

Schiano Man

You're going to get buried in the WHARRBWLGWARBL SPOOOORRRTS FUCLK PEEPLE WHOVE ACCOMPLSHED THINGS circlejerk, but you're absolutely right.

That other kid is a pussy. This is why we need bullying and school violence.

I chink he's in trouble.

he is a real fucking little boy.

Open the door

To be fair, the Connecticut Crackers doesn't inspire much fear in me.

SPORTS!!!

Riley Cooper is a child of the suburbs.

#FOXSTRONG

#FOXSTRENGTH

A Schiano Man thinks a powerful football team is more important than the sanctity of a 10-year-old's bumhole.

A Schiano Man would flip both fingers and loudly utter the "C word"

A Schiano Man would get a mustached tattooed on the side of his index finger.