Your uncle was Irwin Mainway?? Awesome!
Hey, now! Arby’s “Traditional” lamb gyro is pretty damn tasty. And while I’m defending fast-food’s favorite punching bag, let me add that their cherry turnovers are top-fucking-notch, and I’m prepared to defend that position unto death. Unto death, I say!
Goddamn brilliant.
councillor for Westbury-on-Trym and Henleaze
Oh, mos def. Dude puts on a terrific show, and he goes through more costume changes than a Vietnamese bride. I’m talking Amish, Devo, White & Nerdy, the full fat suit from Fat... And his band has been together for-fricken’-ever, and mesh fantastically in performance.
The flimsy pieces of crap are Bret Stephens.
Magnificent killer instinct shown by Zhang. I have no idea why Andrade’s reflex after getting rocked by that right hook, and especially after eating those knees, was to stay on her feet, curled forward even after the clinch ended, with her hands held wide, but it did her no favors.
Dunno about the ethics/compatibility/Thanksgiving dinner drama that might accompany dating a Neanderthal, but in college you couldn’t keep me away from the ladies at the Denisovan all-girls academy down past the tar-pits. Oooh, mama! Hot Deni gals FTW!
You can’t sell very many hardcopy steaks from your brick & mortar stores—not when it’s so easy to stay home and enjoy the savory convenience of...STREAMED HAMS.
I’m a problem solver […]
Yeah, this is solid stuff. Good Kinja, even.
Stephen Miller is 33. THIRTY-THREE.
Cuccinelli. Goddamn, Trump really is assembling a Monster Society of Evil.
Bwah-ha-ha-haaah!
Whoa, tight and hella correct. Star for you!
Once a year, a need to congratulate you on having the best avatar image in all of Kinja: Cool Porygon. Well done, Gabe Fernandez!
Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?
Holy shit, now I can’t unsee it!