And as Filipinos, we know from buses!

Biggie?  Sheeeeeeeeeiiit.  

I guess that next time, the author will try the more friendly confines of Vanilla Dome.

“Snake Plissken?  I thought you were Me Too’d!”

Jerry West won the 1969 NBA Finals MVP, despite his Lakers falling to the Celtics in 7 games. Dude averaged 38 ppg in the series, and had a line of 42p, 13r, 12a in game 7. And all of that was against Bill Russell’s defense, and before the 3 pt. line existed.

Now this here is some legit attempted racism.  

First, Turkmenbashi, and now Berdimuhamedov. Dafuq IS it with Turkmenistan, man?

+1 vernal/autumnal.

The owner of Equinox, Stephen Ross, also owns SoulCycle and the Miami Dolphins. Ross has been called out by a bunch of people, including one of the Dolphins’ players, for hosting an upcoming 100k~250k per person fundraiser for Trump.

[...] your fitness journey.

I feel you. And I’d much rather hear an opposing announcer come up with cute nicknames and catch phrases for their own team’s players than the hate-filled, homeristic, and just plain lazy shit that Johnny Most used to tag whoever was playing the Celtics that night.  

Beautiful. All it needs is lot* of homoerotic dance choreography, and a film version that lingers uncomfortably often on young men’s crotches, and it will deliver the Westside Story experience in full.

They’re also not accomplishing anything with their antics except providing fodder for right-wing whataboutism.

There was probably some sort of trade and there’s a Mr. Willie Knob at the embassy in Washington.

Not even a little bit.

[...]they look like 2 dolls made by different companies.

What you see in this clip is two lonely motorcycles unexpectedly finding their soul mates, twirling in cinematic-style circles as a love montage plays out in their 1,000 cc minds.

Obliged, as always, to point out that Tyronn Lue has won NBA championships as both a player (2000, 2001) and as a coach (2016, duh).  

So what you’re saying is that the movie could use less Transporter, Gunslinger, and Scorpion King, and more...

There’s a sort of soft warmth to Mills’ cadence that makes you just want to like him. The closest thing to it that I’ve heard is Bill Murray’s speaking voice. In fact, Mills could almost be doing a Bill Murray impression in that clip.