Not grooving on the hollow handle at ALL. Given the extra metal necessary to take a blade from close-to-2d (flat, long, as thin as practically possible) to very much 3-d, it’s already going to be way too heavy at the front to use with any skill. And that awful, impractical blade already nerfs any defensive cuts or…

Mine, too. Why, I have binders full of b&w photos. Binders, I say!

Right there with you on the age of the \term; my mom (b. 1947) taught me what “gaslighting” meant when I (b. 1966) was a pre-teen. I didn’t run into the word very often after that, but when it did pop up in daily conversation, it was always spoken by someone a generation or two older than me.

If I hadn’t just looked up the name of the reporter sent to Alaska (Jennifer Mack) I’d have 100% swallowed this as the actual quote, FOX reporter’s name and all.  Well played!

Yeah, whenever someone accuses me, or others, of being social justice warriors, I just shoot back with “and that makes you what, a status-quo warrior?”

Oooh, nice quote!  Full marks for relevance, quickness of response, and dunking-ness of quote.  Five stars for you!

Poor Julie, now Fox’s Anchorage correspondent!

Four words is all it ever takes to bring someone from “what weird movie is that?” to “okay, got my popcorn and some orange Fanta. Start that shit UP!”

String bean Rick James-lookin’ FOOL

Lucky Buddha is actually a pretty tasty beer.  And the bottles are fantastic.

My wife and I have a little conceit that we’ve presented to our niece as fact: Whenever you see a wheel cover from off a car, and it’s propped up on its edge along a curb, against a tree, etc, it’s actually an award handed out by the city to honor a particularly beautiful easement, or a tree that always gives the…

This man’s honorary West Coast card will read “4 LIFE,” and have no expiration date.

First things first: I’m not Black, and I didn’t mean to imply that I was. I’m sorry that I misled you. I’m just a brown dude whose Filipino dad’s DNA pretty much won the dominant/recessive battle over 90+% of my French & Swedish mom’s DNA.

Not a gay man, can’t say whether you’re right or wrong with any more certainty than I can say Peck was right or wrong. But I do know that if I read the same piece, except it was written by a Black man known for slamming others who weren’t Black in the way the author was, and you swapped out “gay” and all the…

5. I don’t see color, BUT THE COLOR OF THAT FISH WOMAN IS WRONG!!!

Yes, maybe. OR—hear me out—maybe Hyundai just...doesn’t have the range.

Others in the Commentariat have pointed out a few omissions from the list, but this one is the only one that matters:

you really gonna overlook shedus like that

...what’s going on with that top lip? Did he get bitten by a jackrabbit?

[...]someone very high up at Main Justice approving it.