“Be careful! There are wild ‘Yo Mamma’ jokes in the tall grass!” 

| There is not a racist bone in her body

I don’t know the departing Ms. Reddy, but if D-Mosk says she was important and did great work, then she gets a Solemn Nod of Respect from me, and I wish her the best.

Fil-Am here, and I will cop to having bugged out, bounced, hit the road, jetted, gotten the fuck outta Dodge, motorvated (just once, cocaine was involved), gone outty like John Gotti with a better body, and burnt rubber, à la the Gap Band. I have also been known to both Roll Out (Autobot style), and ROLLOUT…

More importantly, that’s what they said about Sweet Orefice and Shitavious Cook.

I feel like everyone voting for Storm Duck hasn’t heard of enough drugs, (Or authors), because this should really be a one-sided affair. SD is nothing more than a rejected Mega Man boss.

INORITE??!?

Oprah Winfrey, who helped launch the career of the 66-year-old spiritual leader, social activist, and now-candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination

Prolly all over these comments, but what the Hell:

I do not want violence to bloody my nation, and I do not seek to promote my values through terror and murder. But it’s true that violence has already bloodied, and continues to bloody the US, just as it’s true that values antithetical to mine—values that I hold to be immoral, anti-American, and corrosive to the very…

Hey, if Dr. Loki Skylizard couldn’t even make it past the Elite Eight,* maybe there’s a subconscious bias against doctor names lurking out there in the NOTY electorate?

The losses of Curvaceous Bass in 2014, and of Infinite Grover in 2015, broke my heart into tiny, wailing pieces. But now, in 2019, I think I’ve healed enough from the trauma of dark days to vote in the NOTY once again. And not only am I casting my vote, but I’m casting it for a huge underdog.

i am as delighted as every right-minded NOTY fan to see the legacy of Godfrey Sithole once again honored by the Tournament. But can anyone tell me why was the Sithole Regional replaced by the Fruithandler Regional in 2018? I don’t believe the question was ever addressed, and the people—nay, The People—deserve to…

See, now this is an example of this sort of comment done right. It’s unequivocally critical of religion, yet doesn’t seek to plant its flag deep into “you’re all sheeple!” territory. Kudos for making an argument about the inherently problematic nature of religion while steering way clear of anything that smacks of…

Looks like somebody is looking for an invitation to Temecula...

betis fans are throwing their team under the bus.

So, so very much better than the Krokus song of the same name. There’s just something about Lemmy’s voice that makes you listen to whatever he’s singing and think, “yeah, you know what? I don’t want to live forever either!”

Okay, I get that feet are the “in beta” feature of the human body. They go real eccentric, really early in life, and in unpredictable ways. Hammer-toes, bunions, heels as calloused as Kissinger’s heart...there’s some business going on down there, is what I’m saying. I understand that. Feet genuinely seem to have…

B-but...the only way to wear flip-flops without showing your feet is to...wear socks with your flip-flops!

Man, this vituperative hatred of flip-flops has got to stop.