There are no good ideas for LeBron going to the Celtics, because LEBRON TO THE CELTICS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

God DAMN! I’ve always said that I’ll root for al-Qaeda before I root for USC, but the miracular excellence in that clip—Kendall Ellis WTF— cannot and should not be denied. Holy shit, that was amazing. I have no hate in my heart for Stones, because USC looked all kinds of cooked right before he pronounced Purdue the…

On point, Michael Harriot.

I think there are a lot more fans of Bourdain here than you expect.

Pix or it—OHH, SHIT, SON!

Holy smokes, this is astonishing! The time, the coordination, the assemblage of cosplay skill & talent in one place... Wow.

Just...fucking beautiful.

They were fantastic, not that long ago!

It’s the “and will now face judgement”part that ruins me. Just...damn.

Holy shit, get this to 1,000+ likes.

True Enrico Palazzo goodness.

Came for this. Deadspin, you never disappoint!

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Thank you so much for this!

Californians are used to this shit. Look up March Fong-Eu, trailblazer and liberal, and her piece-of-shit son, Matt Fong.

Back when he was a Laker, and he role-played AI in advance of their Finals match-up against Philly, I learned to love little Tyronn Lue. I’m in his corner for whatever, against all odds. Go, Tyronn!

For Chrissake, don’t tell that to any of my Pacific Islander uncles, or my dad...or me, actually. I wear shoes to church and funerals, and that’s about it.

You don’t ever seem to answer the questions like I have to.

Chocolate Rain, forever in my heart.

Maybe you grew up already knowing that Mike Tyson spoke like Kendrick Lamar raps, but with a lisp. But in my day, it was pretty damn incongruous to see such a goddamn man-monster squeak out Tweety-Bird replies to an interviewer’s questions.