Inorite? Seeing that was like seeing a space pharaoh rise up in a pyramid made of lightning to activate an Atlantean solar cannon. Just the rarest of lost arts being demonstrated.

He is almost enough to make an otherwise reasonable person root for the Celtics

What I am reposting here, I repost as a service to the community, in the hopes that my words might shine a light on a dangerous threat to wholesome living, inshallah.

Do you really think there was a chance that she was going to physically assault that official? Do you honestly believe that the official was in any danger whatsoever? Did Williams even punctuate her “threat” with a raquet smash, or other physically violent act?

But in sport, the best is the one who will kick all the other people’s asses.

It’s tough to think that quickly in the moment. Well done, Scraps!

I’ve passed 30+ kidney stones.

When did home teams start opting for dark, road-style uniforms? Since home teams decide these things, is this a bit of unusual mindgaming by Kerr & co?

[…]the two players who will be remembered for most altering the way the entire league plays… are Kareem and Curry.

Got DAMNED fandango fried green tomato clownishness is what this is, I tell you what.

Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

As if HamNo would skip Leg Day.

Qolecovision or bust, motherfucker. The home version of Donkey Qong alone is enough to win this.

Remind me again why New Yorkers believe they live in the greatest city in the world?

And interestingly, anyone who knows anything about dogs knows to be more wary around collies than Great Danes.

I, too, was expecting a FarCry 4 clip.

There’s no apostrophe in smores fyi.

Inorite? And the fact that we now live in an era when we can be reasonably confident that most upcoming super-movies will actually be, you know, pretty damn good, is sheer luxury.

“Smotkin”

At first, I didn’t know where the heck you were going with this, and was trying to figure it out, like...