I’m not quite sure exactly how Dr. Jones was able to write and publish a book about how major natural disasters, the fear of major natural disasters, remembering and forgetting our history of major natural disasters, and the cascade effects that follow some major natural disasters, can all functionally change the…

Hookworms.

Sweet baby Jesus..

I’m a great admirer of precisely applied violence in certain situations, so I would gladly agree to be designated your punching proxy, putting fist to face in your name.

I remember this incident, and the pain the poor man carried around for years. I didn’t know that he’d died, though—I wish he’d lived to see that pound cake respectability rapist’s influence and prestige come undone like a slipknot...like it was never even there.

Check the update. Not really a worry any more, eh?

Jesus Christ. We need a second emancipation proclamation, because the first one didn’t stick. HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS, YO.

DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO WHILE EATING NEXT TO YOUR DOG!

THERE IS NO ARGUMENT. Cookie dough, stupidly called by some “raw cookie dough” (stupidly, because not-raw cookie dough is better known as ‘cookies’) is manna from fucking heaven. It is ambrosia, the stuff of life itself. Better should a critic have never been born, than to speak ill of cookie dough.

Huh. You know, I’ve been meaning to check out the new JerrahManger in Texas—the one with the retractable camels and the big-screen sheep. $15b must buy you some halfway decent acoustics, I guess.

Kevin Love is made of legos.

Still beats the Little Drummer Boy— who the fuck thinks that the best gift for a newborn and his exhausted mother is an extended drum solo? Not to mention that the acoustics in a manger are for shit...

Think of the N-word as a rock. For hundreds of years, people (primarily white Americans) have hurled that rock at people of color, both when they were slaves and after emancipation. That rock hurts, and that rock kills. Someone whistles at a white girl? No big deal...unless the whistler was a “n****r,” in which…

I used to tease my friends who were Harry Potter fans about how awful the Wizarding community was, since about half of them had either rolled over for or actually joined Wizard Hitler, aka Voldemort, in his oppressive, racist, fascist coup.

Don’t you DARE bring snickerdoodles into this godawful mess!

Hand to heart, I mixed up #2 with #3 in your comment, which meant that I thought:

See if you can spot the difference between this:

*has fears validated*

I feel like he’s definitely been the most awesomely Marvel-evoking character of all in the films for me.