It’s actually an opera. Listening to the official soundtrack means you’re listening to the entire show, less about 45 seconds. It’s as good as you’ve heard, and will run you through the entire spectrum of emotion, all without ever being manipulative. Just hit Youtube and find a playlist of the album.

Ah! Guy here, too! Been in a couple of scraps a looooong time ago, and I pretty much had to catch it in my mouth just writing that, due to horrible memories. I feel you, man.

Legit question, but I’m saying “well done” to a difficult-to-do vomit-inducing nutshot’s technique. Yeah, I was probably too flippant, but it’s not like OP was saying she’d done something great—her comment was just super-relevant to the article. She didn’t need me to tell her it was wrong, as she expressed it…

Legit comment, and you’re right. I probably wouldn’t have complimented his technique, or anything about him.

Well, name checks out.

Maybe you’re not an MRA type, but you do see the jellyfish swarm of actual MRA types clouding these comments, right? Not really a dodge if it’s accurate.

You don’t strike me as someone who could throw a decent nutshot, let alone a punch. I’d advise against it, as she might whoop your candy-ass.

Solid question, and God, no. But I’ll admit that the cop who punched the utterly helpless girl as they hauled her out of the Miami U game last Saturday landed a solid punch. Technically super impressive, even though it was a monstrous thing to do. Zidane’s head butt to an opponent in the World Cup championship…

It would be a fantastic trick, what with the necessary uterus implantation, me dropping the wife for a boyfriend, me doing the guy-gets-pregnant-thing, and all. I’m actually pretty sure I would applaud that. Well, I’d be doubled over from the Dim Mak Abortion Sex-Change Also You Dig Guys Now Death Punch, but I’m…

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

Fookin’ HORROR!

No argument there!

I hope that guy got h9s Sainthood while he was still alive.

Where are the other stars for this??? THERE IS NO GOD.

Southern Californian here, grew up taking surfing classes for PE. You don’t need to tell me about the badassery of seagulls. Hell, there’s a reason that the sword style from Lone Wolf and Cub is called “Seagull/Suio Style:”

Ach! My bad. I should have used the local terminology, “Wooolaboolarooonybillaballoonybongaroobunyipmatey.” Next time, I’ll be more considerate.

As always, for both beautiful photo ops and eventual Darwinian superiority, my money is on the seagulls.

Yeah, but outside shooters rule the league. It’s still amazing, but it’s dull amazing.

Really? It must be different out West, or maybe our scumbag guys haven’t picked up on the potential of the word. In every polyamorous relationship that I know of in my circle of friends and acquaintances, “polyamorous” denotes a relationship where a woman has a husband (sometimes a long-term boyfriend, but far more…