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[...]he was as powerful as Shaquille O’Neal;

I’m quite sure you’re mistaken, my friend. My name is Joe Malik. That’s Joe. spelled G-e-o-r-g-e, and Malik, spelled D-o-r-n. I work for the Mgt.

In Alabama? Holy shit! That’s crazy! How come this hasn’t been more widely reported on?

Delayed Death-Touch kung-fu vs Three Wolf Moon spirituality! The Ghost Dance movement vs the Boxer Rebellion! Turquoise set in silver vs jade set in gold! Victims of alcohol vs victims of opium!

I recall there was a famous Texan lawyer who used it to devastating effect; his opponents never saw what was coming from this folksy, slow-drawling fellow until it was too late and they were outmanuevered by a brilliant case and the jury was in his hands.

WHOAH. Whoah. There are some chart vs. match issues, here...

Hey! I like the Tangy flavor of classic Wu.

IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS!

AndLibertarian philosophy. Dont forget that.

Heeeey, and Charybdis, the endless, spiral sea-vortex that pulled you to your briny death, could represent the endless whirlpool sucking the dollars out of your account, and belching them into the quarterly profits column at L’Oreodyssey (or whoever). You just might be on to something!

Gorgon [...] for hair care products and treatments for scaly skin.

As much as the thought of La Llorona-branded lip gloss makes me giggle like an entire 3rd grade classroom watching an old projector film of “Uranus: Spectacular Gas Giant,” I nonetheless await the inevitable championship round, when Fiona the Hippo defeats a G_ddamn dragon to become the new, steak-colored Queen of

That...that was AMAZING!!! Thank you for enriching my life with this— with thisthisthiserrrrrr...

Prince was obviously the superior artist but the guy[...] failed to plan for his death.

The Funko Pops licensing manager needs to write books or hold seminars on how to reach out to copyright owners. That person has got to be the fucking best in the world at that shit. There’s a Funko Pop for EVERYTHING!

That...that kind of looked like the Fencer’s Response. That’s not good...

Comment of the day. Shut it down. We have...the winner.

Maeda was amazing. King of the shoot! But that wasn’t exactly Andre in his prime, or close to it. If his hair is short in a clip, that’s Barely Tottering Andre. I’m guessing that most of Funk’s matches with him happened earlier.

Just the best article I’ve read on futbol’s current international climate. Grade A+ work, Haisley.