Ohhhhh... Then yeah.

Avoided juicing? Terry Funk? The man fought several series against Abdullah the Goddamn Butcher in Japan. I don’t think God and all his Archangels could have avoided juicing under those circumstances.

For some crazy reaom, I can’t find the Gorilla Monsoon/Baron Mikel Sicluda match. That’s the one where Vince McMahon says that Sicluda puts the swahitis on Monsoon.

You are the wind beneath my wings. 

Holy cow, 50 Shades, I never even knew this existed!

+1 for “garnootz.” That’s almost as bad as the Swahitis!

+1 for “garnootz.” That’s almost as bad as the Swahitis!

As I write this, remember that Terry Funk did a reverse swan dive, off a ladder, WHILE WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE to win the bloodthirstiest title in existence, the ECW World Title, while in his 60s.

And you were like, “Um, I know mad niggas with Subarus. There’s even a Facebook group I’m in called Niggas With Subarus. We meet once a month and play spades.

Zach’s Mr. Hotdog story made me so sad.

Inorite? I’ll see you in a meeting soon. “Hi, my name is DantleyDeathGlare, and I’m a cognacholic.””HI, DANTLEYDEATHGLARE!”

Shit. I was going to laugh, but you’re not wrong about the punter.

He’s no white savior. But you got yourself a damn good man.

Pssh. Call me when the Courvoisier runs out.

...but...butt...

You’re not looking at it the right way.

Dog! We’ve missed you! Now, more than ever, we need Dog!

Okay, the hair plugs thing is 100% fair.

It’s only 7:30 am Pacific Time. And you, motherfucker, have already locked up Comment of the Day.

Ouch. A little harsh, don’t you think?