Ohhhhh... Then yeah.

Avoided juicing? Terry Funk? The man fought several series against Abdullah the Goddamn Butcher in Japan. I don’t think God and all his Archangels could have avoided juicing under those circumstances.

For some crazy reaom, I can’t find the Gorilla Monsoon/Baron Mikel Sicluda match. That’s the one where Vince McMahon says that Sicluda puts the swahitis on Monsoon.

You are the wind beneath my wings. 

Holy cow, 50 Shades, I never even knew this existed!

+1 for “garnootz.” That’s almost as bad as the Swahitis!

+1 for “garnootz.” That’s almost as bad as the Swahitis!

As I write this, remember that Terry Funk did a reverse swan dive, off a ladder, WHILE WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE to win the bloodthirstiest title in existence, the ECW World Title, while in his 60s.

And you were like, “Um, I know mad niggas with Subarus. There’s even a Facebook group I’m in called Niggas With Subarus. We meet once a month and play spades.

Zach’s Mr. Hotdog story made me so sad.

Inorite? I’ll see you in a meeting soon. “Hi, my name is DantleyDeathGlare, and I’m a cognacholic.””HI, DANTLEYDEATHGLARE!”

Shit. I was going to laugh, but you’re not wrong about the punter.

He’s no white savior. But you got yourself a damn good man.

Pssh. Call me when the Courvoisier runs out.

Dog! We’ve missed you! Now, more than ever, we need Dog!

Okay, the hair plugs thing is 100% fair.

It’s only 7:30 am Pacific Time. And you, motherfucker, have already locked up Comment of the Day.

Ouch. A little harsh, don’t you think?

Your Kinja handle is like the thousandth name of God.

Yeah, your “floor!”