Sure sounds nice. More power to you, friend!

LA sports fan here. My first thought was “whaaat? The Chargers died? That would be so sad!”

need to poop

You are a golden god. There’s one right near my in-laws’ place in Long Beach.

All I’s looking for was someone superior to Pitbull. You really want me to pull out the Andre 3000 gun to shoot Pitbull?

BWAH-HA-HA-HAAA! You win for Most Original, Sneaky-Funny Take!

*sighs*

“You said you’d come. Now, let’s hope it’s not too late.”

I can’t argue against the concept of balance.

Well, when your competition in the Dirty South includes Big Lurch, who killed his girlfriend and ate her lungs, the bar is set pretty low...

Hey, I’m a T.I. fan first and foremost, when it comes to dirty south style. But I hated the Gogo music craze of the early 90s, which I hear a lot of in Pastor Troy and Unk. And I was just going by which ATL rapper was the least-worst person. Luda seems like a genuinely cool dude.

For a local recommendation, try The Hat, which has a few L.A. locations. Otherwise, I’m a Togo’s appreciator, too.

Everyone keeps recommending these sandwich shops that don’t exist in L.A.! Seriously, it’s like the rest of the country is sandwich heaven...

Bay area? That might explain the cost. Like they say, in SF, even the lawyers need roomates.

Los Angeleno here. What is this “good deli” magic you speak of?

It’s a hoot. In-game, I have literally been critically wounded, yet hugely rewarded, after competing in a swing-dancing contest vs the bull-headed god of Southern Warfare (and of cattle), winning after my were-pelican partner accidentally spun me into one of the war-god’s horns. Then, said bull/war god and I shared…

They don’t exist locally for me, but I’ll look out for them and avoid them. Thanks for the tip!

Wait, $16 for a large? I live in L.A., and even I don’t pay more than $12 for a large everything. Were you in HI, or maybe at an amusement park?

I really don’t think JJ’s is anything but trash. I was trying to be respectful of another poster’s possible preferences, but then someone reminded me of JJ’s non-compete contract bullshit, so fuck that.

Dude...I live in L.A. It’s like you’re speaking some sort of moon-man language.