I hope that Comey is racked all night with anxiety and when he does fall asleep, he is suddenly jolted awake by nightmares.

Stripping away freedom should be a burden, not an opportunity.

Kind of adds more depth to this article and headline.

Hey, that was a great, thorough response, despite the disclosure limitations you were writing under. Thank you for filling us in, and may your G-10 never, ever have cause to beep!

“cops” as in uniformed professionals employed by the city/town/state, etc are an invention that can be replaced by one that works better and does not have special laws and protections.

I know! I thought it was just clever, over-the-top pastiche, too! But if that was an actual quote...sheesh. I’m kind of surprised Noonan was never awakened at 3:00 am by a balaclava-clad Nancy Reagan, armed with a jar of ether and a thugee strangling-scarf. The thirst of ‘80s Noonan was a terrifying thing.

“Teen” would have definitely been the better designation, but Mr. Kaita was 18 when he disappeared, so referring to him as a man was not incorrect. I can’t muster a lot of anger at a news report that goes out of its way not to call a Black man a “boy,” to be honest.

This seems likely to be true. After all, do you ever wonder why so many Jews force their kids to build pyramids for them? And who hasn’t seen Latino parents seize all their kids’ gold jewelry as plunder? And don’t even get me started on all the Native Americans who repeatedly screw their kids out of valuable real…

I’m just like your former boss, I’m afraid. Firstname lastname @aol.com. I like not having to misspell my name, throw random numbers after it, or stud it with hyphens and underscores. It’s definitely less secure than Gmail, but then I’m not a governor who email-shamed anyone else, either.

No bad to go around, amigo. You’re right about snark being a low-grade epidemic hereabouts, so I understand anticipating it.

No, I really meant it! I watched the clip, and saw the lights, but I didn’t realize exactly what they meant. The thought of Young Felon Bro pumping the brakes in midair is hilarious, and I really did just want to give you an attaboy for pointing it out.

With you so far...

“By this time, the Duke boys had killed everyone in town...”

Brilliant catch, fat-guy!

Well, of course it’s a better video. It’s not directed by James Cameron.

Love that line. It’s immortal.

For those unaware of his musical chops, Paxton was in a band, Martini Ranch. Here’s the video for their biggest tune, featuring Paxton, and directed by James Cameron himself: “Reach.”

For those unaware of his musical chops, Paxton was in a band, Martini Ranch. Here’s the video for their biggest tune, featuring Paxton, and directed by James Cameron himself: “Reach.”

Hey now, I’ve known two different Wildcats players, and they were not what you’d expect—both were respectful, generous, academically competent (or better!), and solid, beneficial additions to both their teams, and to the community. My-King Johnson could very well turn out to be every bit the role model that those two…

Man, it makes you wonder how Mando managed to find and kick the dogs of the 2 major wrestling promoters of the era. What other reason would someone have for gobbeldy-gooking the man?