This is insightful and trenchant, and is all well and good. But if you even begin to decry Afrofuturism, or Funkology (what the Cro-Nasal have called the P-Funk “Mythology”),  I will END YOU.

Truly, the far left’s crowning achievement.

Is it bad to reply to yourself, before you’re even out of the grays?

THANK YOU. Raven was an absolute genius, in that he concocted an angle that let him cut promos, strut to the ring, gain big pushes, and sell lots of merch branded with his “what about me? What about Raven?” slogan, all without him EVER HAVING TO ACTUALLY WRESTLE.

Wasn’t he, like the Gobbeldy-gooker, played by a Guerrero brother?

Dat Cryonic Kick finisher, doe.

“Without the DNA of Sun Tzu, Serpentor might wind up being an even bigger dweeb than Cobra Commander!”

What did FDR do? except get us out of the Depression, helped us ring in the 21st amendment and get us and other allies through WW2?

The Warriors chances are as good as Pitt the Elder.

That galaxy would have to be run over by a dump truck and the NBA would have to suspend Green for 9 of the 7 games. Maybe then. Maybe.

So, so good.

“THIS. SHIT. IS. EXHAUSTING!”

I think I take a triptan (at least, it’s called Sumotriptan)

Your apology is unnecessary. You know what it is, Rom Romberts.

My God, that .gif is beautiful.

Have you seen how hot Dolly Madison looks nowadays? She credits Zumba, but I’m thinking Zingers.

Things had escalated to physical roughness, and as former NBA coach Don Nelson always said, arguing becomes useless from that point forward.

Yeah, surnames can place a whole bunch of extra rules and prohibitions on your shoulders. I will now relate a long and rambling story that you never asked to hear.

Be grateful. Hunger Games-themed pin-up cosplay would’ve inflicted a lot more ick.

Damn straight. Epeės, at most.