This is insightful and trenchant, and is all well and good. But if you even begin to decry Afrofuturism, or Funkology (what the Cro-Nasal have called the P-Funk “Mythology”),  I will END YOU.

Truly, the far left’s crowning achievement.

Is it bad to reply to yourself, before you’re even out of the grays?

Try this one:

Yeah, the one with Giger, Andrew Lloyd Weber, and fictional Broadway producer Don Delillo is amazing.

Best of all, Kerberos, a moon named after the three-headed pupper of the underworld, will have surface features named after fictional and mythological dogs.

THANK YOU. Raven was an absolute genius, in that he concocted an angle that let him cut promos, strut to the ring, gain big pushes, and sell lots of merch branded with his “what about me? What about Raven?” slogan, all without him EVER HAVING TO ACTUALLY WRESTLE.

Wasn’t he, like the Gobbeldy-gooker, played by a Guerrero brother?

Dat Cryonic Kick finisher, doe.

In the words of H.R. Giger, “Riiiidegeley Skaaaatch...come to me in a fever dream...”

“Without the DNA of Sun Tzu, Serpentor might wind up being an even bigger dweeb than Cobra Commander!”

What did FDR do? except get us out of the Depression, helped us ring in the 21st amendment and get us and other allies through WW2?

The Warriors chances are as good as Pitt the Elder.

That galaxy would have to be run over by a dump truck and the NBA would have to suspend Green for 9 of the 7 games. Maybe then. Maybe.

I’m pretty sure the Wrecker was a dude who broke into a hotel room, cold-cocked a powered-down Loki, and put on his helmet at the exact moment that the Norn, Karnilla, replied to Loki’s previous request for aid with a long distance power-up. So, while a violent and petty thug, ol’ Wrecksy actually showed more…

Regardless, it doesn’t appear that the local kiddies will be playing soccer on these ancient fields any time soon.

So, so good.

“THIS. SHIT. IS. EXHAUSTING!”

I think I take a triptan (at least, it’s called Sumotriptan)

Animal Man would be delightful, sure—but my dream version of Injustice would feature run-ins by Ambush Bug, the Phantom Stranger, and either of Doctors Fate and/or Mid-Nite. Oh, and Hourman. Can’t forget the pill-popping Big Pharma industrialist/crimefighter, whose shoddy waste-dumping violations gave the world…