We live in a world where a market continues to exist for candy-corn, circus peanuts, and Sno-Caps. I’m pretty sure your Jordan almond habit can be excused...so long as you’re cool with the constant threat of cracking a filling in your molar as you eat them.

Too unnatural a tack for me to take. I prefer to hire a cluster of woodland birds, the same type that foiled Hansel & Gretel’s breadcrumb mapping strategy, to flutter about, pecking quietly at the continuous shower of crumbliness until not a trace is left.

That’s right! In fact, the Elders of Zion publish an annual booklet, detailing the coming year’s market fluctuations, int’l. election decisions, media campaigns, violent conflicts, corporate activities, and sports results, all on a day-by-day basis, to keep all of their co-conspirators (China, the Japanese, rabid…

It’s important to keep Newt’s sociopathy foremost in mind.

I trusted you from the beginning of your comment. Five paragraphs later, you repaid that trust, with interest.

“Christendom”?!?!!

I worked in a So. Cal bookstore in ‘86-’87, and again from ‘98-’00, and during both stretches I would find Chick tracts tucked into books in the Occult/New Age sections on a weekly basis.

Gotta go with John Oliver on this one. Chris is the better Hemsworth. As for Liam, he’s #halfahemsworth.

Niiiice. I think I visualize the words themselves too much, and I always fall behind the flow—at least when I’m trying to belt it out alone in my car.

Oooh, that’s a good one. Thank you for that gem.

Ha ha!

One of the great delights for me in my wife’s thorough Hamilton cult membership is in hearing her explaining to her friends and fellow Hamiltonians a lot of the influences and references from rap and hip-hop upon the score—knowledge that that she’s picked up over the 15 years she’s lived alongside an unrepentant rap…

Streetfighter II had Kabaddi listed as Dhalsim’s fighting style in both the Genesis and SNES game guides. It even appeared as a martial arts style in White-Wolf’s Streetfighter II RPG.

Well put.

He claimed there was a law in the books that allowed him to do this (Orange County, So Cal).

Less moose, more car, same amount of Chinese folks:

Geez, dude. You do know that it’s not a zero-sum game, right? That the WNBA having an awesome championship series doesn’t take away anything from you, or the sports you watch? Because you kind of sound like the Sparks and Lynx turned you upside down and shook you like Suge Knight did to Vanilla Ice.

Ogwumike’s second effort fallaway shot to win it was among the very best game-winning shots I’ve ever seen in 30+ years of hoops fandom. Just astounding.

Good to see people making friends!