Aw, you two cleared up the misunderstanding and made up! And just when I was about to bring out the Get-Along Shirt, too!

Thank you for that gif.

Master! You have so very much to teach me!

I know I’m spamming this little image of mine all over this thread (twice in one comment thread is spamming, right?), but it’s terribly appropriate, and I didn’t want a fellow Gingrich observer to miss it:

Worth remembering:

Okay, I’m stumped. What quote from The Godfather would be an effective shut-down response to an unsolicited dick-pic?  

Twitter voice Sarah Hagi pretty much guaranteed herself a slice of immortality when she coined this little prayer:

Genuinely curious: Do you believe that a lack of plate discipline is ultimately impossible to remedy, beyond a brief and isolated spurt from abysmal (40% K-rate, 5% WR) to “pitcher stats” (25% K-rate, >5% walk rate)? Or have you just seen young hitters with Barz-like stats splash in, then fizzle out of MLB often…

I bet Don Casanova never talked that way.

None other than Will Rogers put it best:

[...]prefer Mentos to Tic-Tacs,

Yeah, I’ve met few American-born people born between the mid-1960s and 1985 or so who haven’t read that masterpiece of suspense.

Okay, the sees-taxes-as-potato-bug-horrors thing was an educated deduction, based on how he seems less cartoonishly protective of his money, and more squicked out and horrified at the very concept of taxes. But Norquist really is wrapped up in the shadier histories of Reagan, Gingrich, Abramoff, and even Ollie North…

Libertarian conservative who looks at taxes and sees giant shrieking Jerusalem crickets with human-skin masks on their misshapen heads; accordingly, he has dashed hither and yon, urging everyone with even vaguely conservative leanings to sign a Purity Pledge not to get involved with dirty, filthy, whorish taxes.

Obama would be more qualified than Clarence Thomas, that’s for sure.

8:09 pm: Time of DennyCrane quoting only the first half of Ted DiBiase’s catch phrase, along with his mocking after-laugh.

SWEET JESUS NO

Hellz yeah, I want to go down that hole! That tune is Cowboy+K-pop=the Damn bomb!

As a Catholic (a terrible, terrible Catholic), I look at my Pope and think “Fab-O!” Then I look at trash like this dude and think “Christ almighty, we’re fucking cavemen.”

Brilliant.