Man, I wish I had my own theme song, and that it was half that cool....

Motherfucker, I literally snorted cranberry juice out my nose reading this. That shit HURTS!

Eh. Wilt Chamberlain says that’s not bad, for an amateur.

I got nothing.

No snark: Are you unfamiliar with pinball?

We’re not talking about citizenship. We’re talking about human beings. Does failing to register your car mean you sacrifice your right to be treated like a human being?

Brilliant.

Ha ha ha! Ah-hahahahaha!

Classy man. Would that I perform as well when speaking on matters dear to my heart.

It really adds to the magic, no?

Beautiful! Thank you for solving the mystery for me!

I gotta know... Why are you called “the armdancer?”

Cue one whiskey straight up, a Cohiba cigar, and a golf tee tucked between the ass-cheeks of a 19 year-old model. FORE!

Unappreciated brilliance. +1

Enough of this hoo-hah!

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

It’s kind of amazing to me to see the ongoing rehabilitation of Darden and Clark. I mean, I can’t be the only one who watched the trial daily, in real-time, right? The two of them were clowns, unable to connect with the jury, and letting the defense (a disjointed mishmash of gasbags and solo grandstanders, all of…

Pretty much fuckin’ errythang. “My friends...you bow to no one” kills me. ‘That’ll do pig...that’ll do” has left me a sniffly mess just from watching that clip. I feel like the older I get, the more likely my voice will be to start quavering as I recall a friend describe a particularly good sandwich they once had.…

Okay, what am I missing here? The schmuck is seeking a seventh term, and has been “elected four times.” Even if that was supposed to have been “re-elected four times,” that still only adds up to five terms under his belt, and a sixth one if the voters continue to reward this shitshow circus of a human being. Was…

For someone as outspoken, exuberant, and stand-on-principle as Richard Sherman is, I’ve gotta say that he has yet to offend, annoy, or disappoint me. The man is still a solid player, and seems like he will always be a solid dude.