Why would anyone want to work for this guy?

(Pulls out a list) Anyone know the comment length limit around here?

I don´t even work for Twitter and he fired me

And there are still dudebros lining up on twitter to praise Elon. What the fuck is wrong with people?

can he sink any lower (answer is probably). Such an a-hole.

All the antiwork/anti-capitalist rhetoric these days shuns such behavior but a largely ignored truth is that merit-based rewards still do exist out there for those willing to do the grind.

I wouldn’t criticize Crawford for her choice overextend herself for her job.

Yeah, but she was liked fired over the blue rollout and i’d bet a ton the failure was due much more to interference from above than her work on the project. But elon won’t fire himself, so gotta have a scapegoat.

I wouldn’t criticize Crawford for her choice overextend herself for her job. She was throwing herself all-in in hopes of great rewards. All the antiwork/anti-capitalist rhetoric these days shuns such behavior but a largely ignored truth is that merit-based rewards still do exist out there for those willing to do the…

I had no idea that “locked out of email” was the way people are fired nowadays.  Cant notify them via email, of course, so...not even a phone call?   Seems insanely unprofessional and prone to lawsuits....

? Did you not read the part that indicates he’s using electronic devices to communicate with potential witnesses, and they don’t want him trying to access crypto assets either?

I imagine the prosecutors don’t actually want to limit him too much. He’s just so good at shooting himself in the foot in between bouts of contempt.

in what universe is restricting access to LOL not a reward?

So the dude can’t suck at LOL anymore? Huh.

Closing a bag? Uh, that’s what clothespins are for, well besides clothes.

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#1: Wears Dogecoin t-shirt to the Superbowl.

Two of the most evil and powerful propagandists on planet Earth.

He’s been on a pattern of sucking up to every single person in the conservative media ecosystem. Makes sense he’d cozy up to Rupert Murdoch as well.

Considering the damage these two fools are doing to America, it’s not surprising they’d hang out together and plot more stupidity. I can totally see Musk appearing on Fox News. Thank god we have a Australian and a South African that came here to show us what freedom is!