Are you guys letting AI write your articles for you? Cause this one is like the third article I’ve seen in the last week or so, with this following number error.

Same - surprised at the lack of mention of the huge profit margins being reported to shareholders of commercial egg farms right now. Gouging is absolutely in play right now for unaffected farms hiding behind news headlines.

Probably at least a little irresponsible to not mention credible accusations of collusion and price-gouging? There was another, deadlier flu outbreak in 2015, but egg prices didn’t rise nearly as much then. I’ll buy that there’s increased demand, but there’s also been a lot less market competition in recent years.

So we know whoever buys the shares from Musk, who isn’t obviously an idiot, is someone Musk has blackmail material on.

Because no one in their right mind is ‘investing’ in that dumpster fire. 

Yeah, he’s going to end up going public or selling it to an investment firm at a huge loss.

Maybe he could just start a “Send Me Money To Save Free Speech in America!” fundraising campaign like Trump repeatedly does to “Save America”.

You overlooked testosterone tablets and boner pills

He should look in his back pocket and maybe between couch cushions.

Gold companies, companies shilling prepper supplies, things the right wings needs to survive.

 Can Twitter finish dying already? This fucker is so tiresome. 

I wonder how much he currently has in his bank account.

What’s your guess?

$13 billion in debt, you say? It’s almost like Twitter didn’t rack up that debt in operations and was only saddled with that debt because some fucking idiot bought Twitter and put $13 billion of the sale price on Twitter’s debt sheet.

Might work. He’d only need 3,000,000 people willing to pony up $1,000 each for a membership. Piece of cake.

MyPillow?

One of the actual ideas he’s floated is putting the entire thing behind a paywall.

Because doing so would be admitting that he failed and has to bail himself out. An absolute no-sell for narcissists.

...because he doesn’t have the money. The vast majority of his wealth is tied up in the ownership of various companies and properties. He doesn’t have anywhere near that kind of liquid capital.  

“its revenue down by 40%”

“its revenue down by 40%”