Probably easier to just convert to Judaism.

I’ve tried to switch to LEDs, but I have yet to be satisfied with the quality of light they put out, the multi colored especially. To me they are bright and harsh, and don’t offer the warm comforting glow you get from incandescent bulbs.

Good advice, though I go with quality. Christmas Designers make great lights and are rated to last a decade. Been on them for years now.

My Recommendation is this.....

Saving a light string may be a lesson in futility. I spent 4 hours of my time trying to test my dead LED light strings. It cost me $25 to buy a tester-gun, and 4 hours of reading very difficult instructions to try to test and repair my lights. I never got this TOOL to indicate anything much less repair anything, the…

Crypto is still in “price discovery.” No one knows what crypto is worth yet, they just know it’s likely higher than it is now.

I don’t think I ever expected to see a pro-crypto article on a G/O website, at least not in 2021. This is a pleasant surprise.

Where was the “How” exactly? Or is that paragraph coming later?

I think the primary benefit is the issue that porn producers of all stripes have had with credit card companies. Since crypto works without that middleman, and because it’s much harder to engage in scammy tactics thanks to the blockchain being open, it’s safer and more reliable for both those making porn and those…

Gawker media really struggling to write good content these days

We all talked about your lights after we left the party.

And just what, exactly, is wrong with having a “boob” light? We have them in all four bedrooms in our house, which we’ve lived in for over 12 years, and not one person visiting has ever said a word. And believe me, there were plenty of people who would have said something. Just because you’ve judged them as…

there are so many more important things i could do with my time, and i certainly never even thought it looked like a boob before now, so thanks, i guess?

First, you present a problem and a partial answer. What should you replace this fixture with? You stopped a little short. Second, why do you think we need to replace the fixture, just because, to you, it looks like a breast? Look around your house and you will find more things that look like human body parts, that is,…

If you have to ask....they aren’t.

How is “Getting hit by a bus” not on this list?  I can guarantee that getting hit by a bus while eating would be way worse than any of these things.

I thought there was going to be some secret code for people who only want to hook up, not start a relationship then tell them you’re not interested.

Counterpoint: don’t do this, because they have feelings for you and you are stringing them along like a sociopath. What are they going to say, “No I don’t want to have sex with this person I have feelings for”?

While I admire them trying to ‘encourage’ anti-vaxxers, I think it completely misunderstands their position... they aren’t anti-vax, they are anti-science. You can tell them whatever you want, but if it doesn’t come out of the mouth of Carlson or Trump, they will immediately distrust it.

You can still pass the virus even if you’re vaccinated and there are people besides anti-vaxxers that are at risk, such as those who are immunocompromised.