If you have to ask....they aren’t.

How is “Getting hit by a bus” not on this list?  I can guarantee that getting hit by a bus while eating would be way worse than any of these things.

I thought there was going to be some secret code for people who only want to hook up, not start a relationship then tell them you’re not interested.

Counterpoint: don’t do this, because they have feelings for you and you are stringing them along like a sociopath. What are they going to say, “No I don’t want to have sex with this person I have feelings for”?

While I admire them trying to ‘encourage’ anti-vaxxers, I think it completely misunderstands their position... they aren’t anti-vax, they are anti-science. You can tell them whatever you want, but if it doesn’t come out of the mouth of Carlson or Trump, they will immediately distrust it.

You can still pass the virus even if you’re vaccinated and there are people besides anti-vaxxers that are at risk, such as those who are immunocompromised. 

The morons who thought getting rid of the mask mandate would ENCOURAGE people to go get the vaccine instead of just lying their ass off about having got the vaccine NOW think people are going to listen to them and start wearing masks again???

Never mind “Call me Ishmael” or “It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen” or (my personal favorite) “Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.”

It doesn’t change on output. What changes is your bodies hunger signals. Basically, your body likes being at balance so in absence of a structured dietary protocol just adding in aerobic activity will tend to be “eaten back” over time. Exercise is very good at regulating body weight but its very bad at being the sole…

There is no exercise program you can’t eat your way out of. Sad but true.

I went to an ophthalmologist because I have a condition that predisposes me to glaucoma. The danger of glaucoma, of course, is that the high pressure in your eyeballs might start killing your retina and you’ll go blind.

No matter how you do it wrong, it’s still more right than not doing it at all.

Exercise and dieting, just like brushing your teeth, no matter how you do it, you're doing it wrong. 

Ponzer and the constrained energy model is supremely fascinating and makes a lot of sense. Of course their are a lot of people twisting this to go way too far to say exercise doesn’t help with weight loss at all, which isn’t true. It does. Its just not AS GOOD as so folks claim.

I’ve never found it to be overly taxing to be both to the point in an automated OOO reply and to embrace my time away:

It’s kind of weird to equate succinct with snarky.

Depending on your industry—law and finance come to mind—”having fun” with your out of office probably tells your supervisor that you might be happier in a different industry.

If you fire someone over an auto-reply that doesn’t contain cuss words or slurs you’re a bad person.

Agreed. I’ve been doing this for awhile.