Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

Respect for Phil Robertson? Would it be respect for his bigoted ways? His cruel, monstrous twisting of Jesus’ words and actions? Maybe respect for the big scam where the Robertson clan pretended to be bearded hillbillies when actually they are clean shaven wealthy tennis playing country club 1%rs?

“You might want to consider the powder actuated tool. Hilti DX460MX or the Simpson PTP. These two are my Cadillacs.”

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

This is Trump’s other car.

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

Good lord I’ll never understand the metric system. :(