“You will get chlyamidia and you will die!”

There’s a deeper thing here that’s bugging me, that he felt NOW was the time to do one of his little “sarcastic” twitter tests. No, buddy, it wasn’t. Not only do people tweet indiscriminately, people do all sorts of things that are shitty in times of tragedy. What’s worse, falling for a “joke” (yeah sure) or…

Really, they should all have to hold koalas while they make decisions about the world. No one can be a complete shithead while holding a koala.

If you were not here, you would be missed!

You know, I don’t care if a person poses naked. Or even with a giant strap-on. Whatever. What I care about is that she’s still working with this scumbag. Seriously gross.

::raising hand:: That’s pretty much it. I think a service that brings you stuff when you’re sick would cover that, seriously. I’m so happy as a single person. The husband of a friend thinks there is something wrong with me. Of course, he doesn’t see how my friend regularly does pretty much everything for him. It’s…

Same here. I’m very happy with no relationship. I simply couldn’t be a grown person’s mother. The constant need for attention and validation, while castigating me for ANYTHING that I needed, was just too much. He makes another woman miserable now (really, she’s miserable).

Thank you for this.

Goddamn it. Why? Why?

Thanks, sir. That helps.

It appears so, thank goodness.

Sadly, it will be awhile before any feeling of normalcy will return. :/ All of this ... there are no words that are adequate.

Really interesting set of reports. Thank you for being careful to try to disseminate between what is real and what is not. As usual, it’s crazy out there on the regular news.

How unsurprising that it would be the Denny’s in Oak Lawn, Illinois. Or any Denny’s in Illinois. Or any Denny’s. Huh. You’re right. Why did it take so long?

She is my favorite Chanel. Her line delivery is hilarious.

Jamie Lee Curtis is KILLING this role. I prayed she wouldn’t die, and the shit-kicking of Scalia made my week.

I wonder when someone is going to tell Julia Baird her ideas are made of ass. Surely, someone has broken the news to her by now.

Actually, then, I was wrong about him not being tenured. Associate professors are tenured. Well. I guess he just wanted to quit? No idea.

Well. Ms. Bowen is made of awesome and all good things.

I’m not sure why her hair is messy, but if memory serves, hair was IRONED (with an actual clothes iron) straight and hairsprayed within an inch of its life or dippity-do’d.