Who the fuck still eats capn crunch are you 12 and thats all your momma will feed you?

I like cars and trains but I like pushing buttons more and low hanging fruit is low hanging fruit.

You’re a fucking moron Porsche ftw... And I’ve never owned any north face and coffee gives me diarrhea. So thanks for thinking we are all the same. You missed the point that news about the NYC subway hasn’t changed and won’t change in our life time unless they go maglev....

Omg you get it finally somebody fucking gets it lololol people are so fucking dense. That’s why this retard is even in the white house. Thank you for having a brain and not being a sheep you are good people.

Fuck yeah screw them 2 wheeled bastards

No I think you missed the point as your statement is that it’s ok to take my freedom of speech away. And I don’t think you really think that is ok.

Sometimes it’s ok to be wrong to embrace being wrong and to defend being wrong I call that freedom

Ummmmmm nooooooope

It’s called click bait and I’m as good at it as they are sorry to have caught you in my net.

Chill fuck out its called comedy sometimes you just dont get it.

It is also well known that readers and commenters on Jalopnik are comedians and like to make jokes.

I bet something else is bald, amirite?

Get this man a gold medal he understands how this Kinja shit works.

Holy shit give this man a kinja gold medal because he gets this shit.

At least gimme a tl:dr geez.

That’s sum grate kinja!

You’re new to this kinja shit aren’t you? Or you understand trollolololling.

What does this shit have to do with cars??? This is a car site not a train site. Not a mass transit site... A car site. Please tell me why as a car lover in the pacific northwest why I should give two fucks about how shitty the NYC subways are. They are shitty now they were shitty 30 yrs ago they will still be shitty…

Something something me her something something hot and sweaty on the subway

This is absolutely horrible even if she did choose to abort the child that’s her damn choice fuck that government. What I don’t understand is how someone can be 9 months pregnant and not know it? Babies move around I thought there was an alien about to pop out my wifes tummy how do you not feel that?