I'm still hoping it ends up close to this render

Back in the late 70's, when I was a very young 22 year old Naval Aviator, we had just departed from Sicily in our P3C Orion for an Antisubmarine patrol of the Mediterranean Sea North of Libya and to also take a radar sweep of the Gulf of Hammamet on return to base. It was about midnight and we had just finished our…

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.

"Join the Air Force, they said, see the world they said. I saw the Canadian Bacon I know how this ends."

Because the ad makes Americans look like assholes. Even more than our government does. And it's from a fucking car company that went belly-up and had to be bailed out using taxpayer dough, yet here they are, talking about money and working hard and other bullshit that they did not do.

The ad is stupid because it takes one of the worst things about America - crazy work hours and ridiculously little vacation time - and tries to play it like those are good things.

Stating the obvious here, but *ahem* where's the lift?

Something tells me that bike was the cleaner of the two to begin with.

Free market my capitalist taint.

I'm not going to call BS on these or anything, but they really do look like photos put through a cheesy filter. Which actually kind of makes them more amazing, as long as that isn't the case.

My response to Clarkson:

GM ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, ruins every single new car with some kind of configuration flaw.

Pty cat says its pty time!

These are advertisements, Acura makes cars.

PR disaster if they do.

I don't often say it, but seeing him take off the gloves and helmet to do a final lap was truly a touching moment in sports history. God speed at Le Mans, and may the force be with you.