No kidding. And usually said by those who aren’t even in-market. Present-day autos aren’t bad. And for everyday use in metropolitan areas, it’s actually more pleasant and less distracting.

It’s lighter than a CX-9. Think of the fuel savings.

This might as well have been penned by Captain Obvious.

“We’ve be been making a lot of fuss about new variable compression engine technology from the likes of Nissan and Mazda lately”

Looks like someone thought proofreaders aren’t an important part of the production process.

The first-gen DSM is actually a pretty fine car. But $14k is very optimistic even at this condition.

It is the unminivan minivan. There was a time when minivans outsold SUVs. When SUVs were ladder-on-frame trucks without cargo beds... handled like a boat and rode like pogo sticks. When old men used to (and still do) yell “get off my lawn!” Also, back then you could still buy a truck without spending over $40k.

Ha. The auto industry and auto journalists in general disagree. The distinctions are now so blurred that no one cares.

Bridges are OK. But, when it’s a tunnel... it’s like driving through someone’s colon.

“cynical heights of tearjerkery with images of grandmas and pregnant bellies and Xmas lights and weddings.”

If you drive yourself to work daily... a lot of people don’t understand driving. Not just Cracked.

You’re right about one thing... It will take longer for color TV bubble to burst.

At that price you’d have to be a E21 fanatic. And, if you’re a E21 fanatic, those wheels are deal breakers.

Well, here’s a nice girl singing “Mama Mia”. Enjoy.

Wow... $100 and it looks like something from the dollar store.

Personally, I’d get rid of the stale predictable format all together. Instead, just invite special guests from all different series of racing. Sure it wouldn’t be a apples to apples comparison of the cars being tested, but do we really need yet another head-to-head test on cars most of us can’t afford? the print rags…

OMG. A sampling of one. The world is now in harmony!

Thanks. Did some digging and found the same info. Hilarious. I need to win the lotto and buy one of these.

He doesn’t care. He is probably skeptical, or even hate what Tesla (or anyone who cares about the environment) stands for. But his employers might when they look at what electric vehicles could mean to their bottomline.