Dolly can’t save it. No one can. It’s not even so bad its good (a “genre” I love), it’s just plain boring, an unforgivable sin for a movie.

I love love love RE4, but that part breaks my heart a little. They also dropped the old RE font from the games boxart to match the movie’s :’(

well, make sure you buy Death Skid Marks because its great and the developers needs mo money to make more games!

what is Resident Evil 5?

that was Monaco for me, people hyped that game up like crazy, I pre-ordered it (WHY!?) and then played it for less than 30 minutes and never looked back.

you’ve never seen Soul Plane then. or Rhinestone. or Crossroads.

I remember watching that RE movie for the first time and I was like “hmm well this is different from the game, but its not terrible.” and then that laser scene happened and I just checked out.

Tex has some really fantastic art, I wish I could read Italian =’(

I never heard anything, but I wasnt paying attention to WWE from like 2002 to 2009. i know for WWE 13, THQ requested Punk to be on the cover, so it seems like they’re fans of him.

I’m strictly NXT at this point. 3 Hour Raw is like an insult now.

right? there’s even a guy who says the PC port is out of the question. I actually bought it for PC around last Halloween, although I haven’t played it much yet.

I would, but I have cookies turned off :(

jeez. that’s really upsetting, people truly are the worst.

what if Half Life 3 was a f2p mobile MOBA game...with non-stop microtransactions/DLC?

DOTA 2 came out sorta recently, right? Or has it been a few years already, my concept of time has long since eroded because my life has devolved into a monotonous block of mediocrity.

...what..what does that even mean? I know better than to feed the trolls, but no where in my post am I “crying”..I’m just saying the clip was way closer to Kung Fury’s brand of “80s” ridiculousness than something like Miami Vice.

Vice City took a whole lot (respectfully) from stuff like Miami Vice, Scarface, and artists like Patrick Nagel. They didn’t really create anything of their own (not talkin shit, I love Vice City, just saying it was mainly tribute/homage)

this was more like Simpsons x Kung Fury than anything.

sure, but I’m almost certain Kotaku writes themselves have used the “derp derp we’re just a blog!” defense before, especially when people would constantly bombard them with messages about how they weren’t posting enough game stuff.

Kotaku is a blog though, so it’s no really journalism though? I mean its based on a network called Gawker so...