I’m tired of top speed.

If we’re honest, asking everyone to say a prayer was far less unsettling than hearing the pilot say “allahu akbar”.

Of all the clickbait headlines, you chose not to go with “This Rear Entry Defies Physics”.

Ha! I see what you did there. Let me try:

Over/under on number of passes for the lead? Or even 2nd?

You’re right, this worked for Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy for sure!

Really? Google?

Historical documents...wait, there was a S2000 on Gillian’s Island?

I suppose SI should add a story in protest of <insert a Trump stuff here> and then this issue would be heralded for its bravery.

I’ll amend my previous headline:

So 11 people killed through 2015 in clinic bombings (vs. 660k abortions in 2013 alone), while admittedly “terroristic”, is hardly high on the list of current terroristic dangers.

While unwilling to accept the specificity of that claim, I’ll submit to a rewritten headline:

Fair enough.

Perpetrated by an illegal alien, explains why you’re not hearing about it.

To be fair, that particular group has been a bit stabby lately.

I would suggest he avoid Detroit when he travels to Ann Arbor.

I do enjoy Europe’s precision-sounding engines, but the brute-force-sounding American V8s are kinda wonderful.

Please don’t bring Tom Brady in on this.

The bit about those who identify as one or the other was unnecessary. You’ll race in whichever group you identify with - it has to be one or the other.