Uh oh. This can only mean that Daikatana 2 is on the horizon...

Wait, there are people who didnt like this film? It’s a classic.

So. Over. Powered.

That said, I’m really happy I had buttloads of gold available and got to have fun with him pre-nerf!

I’m no social justice warrior, I’m not a male feminist and I usually roll my eyes when gawker posts stuff like this.

All that said, after reading your piece it appears your grim realization was correct. I’m sorry that you had to go through that and I sincerely hope that ‘Dave’ grew up, remembers the situation the exact…

Let’s be honest, 5'8, 150 isn’t really a full-size human anyway, especially by American standards...