It’s the Cadillac of minivans.

I think that climate might also play a role. Because rust.

An MRE’s what at battle stations? You skipped a word in there.

My bio might read: “Swathed in the latest in Snuggie fashions Ive helped companies like Walmart reach investor expectations and grow their bottom line. Dont get me started on how much Ive helped the Sierra Nevada Brewing Company.....”

Awesome new P2P2B2P content generator app named

Nowadays it’s more like “my insufferable personality and underserved ego makes me impossible to work with and hold a job, so I’ll start my own job!.... once Kickstarter donations come in.”

I’d invent a suicide booth just to kill myself to avoid driving around such a douche if I had no choice.

Exactly. And that’s why I come to jalopnik.com and autotrader.com and own too many cars and plan vacations around car museums and car racing and my favorite number is 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2.

I have a few friends who have moved into the city and sold their cars. I don’t get it. Every time I ask them to hang out it’s “Sure, come pick me up.” No. just because you made a shitty choice to become one of the nonmobiles doesn’t mean I have to spend an extra 3 hours driving in bumper to bumper traffic just to pay…

The term Global Warming is incorrect. That is why they have changed to Climate Change.

It is amazing how good the Panamera can look with just a few minor visual changes. Compared to the previous model, the new one is beautiful. The long wheelbase version is no exception.

McFly I have your part of 48 pack of cars towed all the way back to your house and all you have for me is light beer?

I was disappointed because I wanted to love the BRZ. My world was rocked when I decided I didn’t like it, and I am not joking. I had a bit of an existential crisis upon coming to that realization. It is a fantastic car for what it is. It just wasn’t for me.

The BRZ.

I’m more of a Bill Kurtis myself.

How embarrassing right? At least I was only embarrassed in traffic and not in front of anyone I knew. I did take that car out and practiced a lot that night. Another embarrassing and slightly dangerous incident then occurred. After growing overconfident in my skills I was driving with spirit on an interstate. Going…

Or the ones that are convinced that their GMC Sierra is mechanically superior to a Chevrolet Silverado.

If NPing this is wrong I don’t want to be right

I got here as soon as I could.

Oy, I bloody well can’t wait to buy mi-self a Purr-zho in Ameriker. Ruddy stellah cars, they ah.