Riding a bike is risky enough. Why do this shit?

There is no valid reason to be traveling that fast on the freeway.

I have three boys, I do a lot of plunging. Shit happens.

Nissan claims that this system produces a "self-cleaning car," but I'm a bit suspect of that terminology. It more looks like they spray hydrophobic paint on a Nissan Note, which helps it repel dirt. Leaving half the car pretty mucked up, and the other half pretty much sparkly.

...how often are you plunging? You might want to consider seeing a doctor.

And here I thought I was at a site for people who love and appreciate cars.

"On the one hand, I like watching all the cool machines do their thing because I am a child."

Simple really, the electromagnetic fields inside the Tesla caused him to see ghosts who told him to do that.

Because coffee wasn't meant to be dripped. it was meant to be extracted through high pressure. The espresso pot uses high-pressure steam to brew your coffee, to extracts all those hidden coffee flavors.