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Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

ME! A 33-year-old who loved the shit out of TGIF. Bring me my Family Matters!

Huggable Hangers are the best. I am currently in the switch over process. Those plus Konmari have changed my life.

Code Red. This is not a drill. We have someone trying to force a group of white women into a van. Alert Nancy Grace.

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

Her hobby is hanging around nude. That’s my hobby too. Don’t judge Miranda and me. We’re just two totally average people who enjoy hanging around nude in our spare time.

I mean they are all good but like I need about 200 more reporters being scared by animals and then I can just accept that the rest of my life is in actual shambles and I can die happy so please just find them thanks.

They make me feel like this.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

Festive? It’s cold. That shit’s warm. Sweats, puffy jacket with the fur, Js, hat on (most likely over a head scarf because shit it’s early). That is black woman standard in the fall/winter months, at least where I’m from.

This is good hat game.

With respect, not Erin Brockovich-actually a lot worse. The hazards of ingesting lead are clear-cut terrible and well-known. This case in Flint is reprehensible-water testing is a relatively straightforward and cheap thing to do and is generally standard protocol for any kind of water distribution plan. Probably

In addition to being an obvious violation of the first amendment this also reminds me of how important I think it is for student athletes to have a union. I am a huge college football fan (Roll tide) but it seems so obvious to me that college football should become a minor league for football, and the players should