Does it count if you were on mescaline at the time Randi?

Plenty of marathoners poop their pants without help, Taiwan Marathon Ghost. *tsk*

This woman, for whatever reason, thought that her best option was to stick a coat hanger into her vagina and hope it caused a miscarriage. This is why we need good sex ed in high schools. This is why we need to fund Planned Parenthood. This is why abortions should be state supported.

Ugh. There’s this vegan cooking blogger I read sometimes, because her recipes aren’t bland like a lot of vegan stuff, but every entry she writes something like “Yay! Yummy veggies for your tummy!” It makes me think “Are you four? Is this a cooking blog for four year olds?”

“This year, all I want is a regular sheet cake with funfetti icing, instead of your failed cake pops, mom! Stop with the cake pops!”

I know this is not going to be a popular opinion and maybe I am not thinking hard enough (or too hard, can’t decide) but I think the point of the song is that she is also pointing out how fucked up the baby fetish is.

If Renton took mushrooms while he was getting over heroin in Trianspotting.....

Dear Mr. Aden,

I know. I feel so fucking helpless in the face of all this assholery from our countrymen. It’s so infuriating and embarrassing. I vote, I speak up, I don’t tolerate shit like this but I just can’t stand that this is happening here. I don’t believe in rounding up people because of a difference in opinion or religion…

Please keep doing that. Smile, say hello, ask how they are doing... As a Muslim woman I can tell you we appreciate that act more than you know. I’ve only had a few instances of someone saying something nasty to me in public but lately what I notice more is people looking away. They pull away and look away and the vibe…

It’s a really great joke if you’re a racist little shit dick who thinks humiliating children is funny. Christ sakes, even Don Rickles would find this in bad taste...

I should have linked this in the post, but if you haven’t read Sarah Hagi’s piece navigating the education system as a young, Muslim girl, then it’s definitely worth reading. Link here: http://jezebel.com/will-anyone-st…

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

Fucking racist teachers. God if I had a penny for every bigoted teacher I had to deal with going through the North Carolina public school system. Why even become a teacher if you know a good portion of your kids will be of the non white variety. And it pisses me off people like this are teaching kids and contributing…

The teacher said she knew her joke went too far,

“I didn’t teach my children to hate people or to think they are better than other people.” Aden said.

There are only two Christmas songs that encapsulate my holiday experience: “Fairytale of New York” and “Christmas card from a hooker in Minneapolis.”

Question for the author:

Sorry, this turned out super long winded but...