This is her 'Dat Ass' face.

I never fought with my last ex. He would rather spend 4 hours passive-aggressively hinting at something that pissed him off and when I'd ask a direct question for more information on how he was feeling/thinking, he'd sulk and clam up because I'm not a mindreader. I didn't get aggressive because I wanted to be…

My 40something boyfriend didn't understand why I wanted to use condoms our first time. Yeah. That was a hilarious talk. "Babe, you came of age in the era of AIDS, wtf?" "I've been married and had few partners since" "Were they cool with going condomless?" "Well, they never said anything about it?" "WHAT. CONDOM GOES…

Me too. Somehow this condition hasn't prevented me from getting laid and often. So, meh @ dudes who have problems with color variances on body parts.

This comment is the best. :D

You forgot to mention my vagina is too... AWESOME. So there.

Got it, thanks for helping me see what was going on!

Fair point. Others displayed the all out rage better, I was working from a different conversational tone plus referring a case that has stuck out in my mind for decades. It defined my entire mindset on so-called Castle Laws as a teenager, and this is coming from someone who grew up in Texas, land of this sort of…

You have a lot of anger there, man. I'm 33 years old. I'm not even a gun owner. I'm just a gal who'd like people to take personal responsibility for their decision to kill other human beings. Be trained, be sane, call the cops instead of unleashing violence etc. What's so wrong with that?

This story makes me very mad. She needed help, it's the middle of the night. A homeowner responds by firing a gun at her. This same sort of story made me pissed off when I was 14: http://www.nytimes.com/1994/01/08/us/…

People, think before you shoot. Assess the situation and don't assume worse than is real. There's…

Nothing's better than Space Cowboys. Well, maybe The Right Stuff. But we're talking about fine older gentlemen, here, not great space movies.

I saw it and I laughed and then got pissy because of how they treated a young/old relationship (I assumed Douglas lived with his GF so her being told she's too young for him/whole life ahead of her pissed me of because committed relationship trumps a lot of shit!), Kline's character pulling the "You're too good for…

The only Smiths lyrics appropriate for these wedding vows is obviously There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.

I wish a double decker bus on these two SO HARD.

*gets bourbon, sticks out thumb for cab ride to this drinkin' spot*

I know your pain. I just start off convos with "Hi, I'm broken. What's your damage?" and it makes people laugh. Usually.

Dudes always forget that Manic part of the MPDG. "Oh shit you have feelings other than happy? WHHHHY?" Uh, because humanity and stuff, man. I dunno, why are you having feelings other than thrilled? :P

No shame. It's fair play that he got a chance to respond but now we're his FB replacement. Dangerzone. :P

My guess is his last GF went insane trying to give him the right kind of attention he kept demanding. I mean suggesting. I mean insinuating by way of poetry and left around her apartment in loose leaf music notations.

Spanking didn't work in my family and yelling had a way of undermining our emotional development (along with the visuals of passive aggression among the parents... eh, terrible stuff to witness as a kid) but you know what DID work?

And word is, Randy's been fired. I'm glad that he was willing to fight the good fight and stand up for his beliefs to hold an end-of-season awards dinner at Hooters even if it meant losing his paycheck.

I noticed the same sort of weirdness regarding religion or spiritual feelings when I dated on OKC. Men of all races would ask me out, but overall Black men would have a problem with me being athiest. And that's cool, I never think everyone has to match up exactly but it ended all dates in the future. White men of a…