Difference is, female fans won't leave after the Bieb is done. :P

Hey, is anyone sitting in this chair by you? Because I think we have things in common. *raises shot glass in agreement*

Oh shit, I know her. She like, used to send me these glittery love notes, man. I heard she had an accident in the bath listening to Without You... Oh, Rules of Attraction. You were such a good little film. :D

You can actually see the curvature of her buttocks! Hussy!

I don't have an issue with teaching anyone modesty at an young age. I do have an issue with equating a child turning cartwheels as being indicative of immodest behavior. There's nothing wrong with wearing dresses AND wearing leggings so when you go upside down no undergarments are exposed. Girls don't have to sit prim…

If those slacks were tailored to fit her frame and the shirt as well, there's nothing wrong with her first outfit. Baggy clothing looks unkempt, but you can do a tailored pantsuit and look put-together and adult.

I want to meet all the owners of those penii. I mean, shake their hands. Uh,yeah. Even the lil' dude.

I need to start a checklist for books to talk about int he early days of dating with menfolk so I can be assured of their stances on bullshit.

That's not what "Suffer little children" meant in the Gospel according to St. Mark, fucker. Jesus didn't say children were sexy or asking for it because their family wasn't being very family-like and most certainly wasn't all "Please, molest the vulnerable, Heaven awaits.". Nope. Nope to that guy and any laity who…

I feel like the highlight of my life would be to see people randomly entering Barney's with intent to prank them into calling the cops. I mean, legit customers but just imagine the shitstorm of entire precincts being called in to question all the non-whites trying to shop. It's funny but not funny. This may need to be…

Ya know, they ought be glad their clientele is broadening. Mo' people mo' money, Barneys. Black people have cash to spend just like white people. Brown people have jobs where they save up for that $2500 purse, as well. WTF, brick and mortar stores. Use your heads! You treat a customer like a customer until they do…

The premise of the ex-wives is what gives me hope for the plot of the dear third wife. If his other wives were interesting women, then he's drawn to interesting women. I hope we learn a lot more about her past and what drew her to him apart from the snippet we see from the pilot. There's just gotta be something else…

Nilsson and hot rowers, this day is wonderful now. :)

Rock on, I loved my buzzed do years ago and it was an endless stream of "What does the guy in your life think?" horrified gasps from strangers.

It's where you just look at them and cock your head to the side like you're taking a full minute to download the info they spat at you just so you can say "With a dick that scrawny, you're not doing a fatty a favor in Fucktown, anyways."

But that's because I'm mean. And rude. And hand out stinkeye like it's water. :-/

They already made this movie, it was called Tilt.

I just wanna say I'm okay if we turn this into heartthrobbing over OMD and other such bands and just forget about Swift. I may also be bitter because my audio driver refuses to initialize and I can't compare this damned thing to my vast synth-based archival memory.

I've seen this quite a bit over the last decade in Houston. Upper middle class dual-incomes without kids move into historically ethnic or lower-income neighborhoods in the newly revamped dense properties near downtown. They begin having families and nudge the People In Charge to clean up the streets, relocate the bums…

Nobody forced him to have that hair. The easy way out of that hair is to say "My barber took advantage of me." What did he expect after using baby oil to jack in his hand and smooth down fly-aways? I'm not saying he deserves to be ridiculed, but knowing the truth of the matter...

My current boyfriend met me sans-makeup, while I was hardcore red-face-snotty-nosed crying about a dying relative...so, he passed the nomakeupthing day one. I kinda blew that whole 4 week rule, sorry rest of womankind. :-/