Seriously, always two chicks, never two dudes or another couple or something fun just "You want a threesome?" "Maybe, I'm good with just you and I, honestly." *months later* "How about now?" "I'm still just good with you." *months later* "Are you really bisexual?" or "How about her, her, her, her, her?" *months…

I love the idea that you two want to make the most use of your space. I used to roam the internet for small-space house porn, essentially. I mean, we're talking blogs on people who live in beautifully outfitted camper vans, hobbit homes, tree houses. I was just endlessly amazed at the creativity and ability it takes…

I internally give my friends side-eye when I go to their homes. I know, I know, let the people do what they want. But we all grew up in very comfy, sanely-sized 60s ranch style 1200 sq ft homes and they went out and popped down a few hundred grand on 3000 sq ft monstrosities with the funniest faux architecture…

My only question is where may I meet this cute dude in a soft jacket and scruffy facial hair who likes plants, because HELLO NURSE.

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I know, I get rowdy when it hits that part I'm all "AW HELL NO, PAN DOWN! PAN DOWN!". Man is fine. FINE. It's just ain't right how fine that man is.

MMM PSB remix also made it tasty.

Only made better by humming the Spy Hunter theme.

I know what I'm doing with the rest of my night. Father Ted it is! :D

Dude, you're how old and still hung up on something some chick in high school did? Damn man, let it go. Your Camaro smelled like musty beer and spunk, anyways.

Well, there goes my iced sweet tea right across the keyboard. :D *cackles*

Mine too! I referenced it in my comment here. Such a strange thing to lie about, too. :D

I had a guy who lied about his ethnicity. He was Italian but felt better saying he was part-Black, part Hispanic, part-First Nations. It never ended. When it came around to me meeting his family, they were staunchly Italian-American. Full stop. His mother said he felt inadequate growing up in their neighborhood as the…

*giggle* I... drove my parents insane with that. I said it the other day when I went to go visit and I thought my father was going to light me on fire. :D

I'm not saying I hate you, but I hate you. :P I had FORGOTTEN that damned commercial.

I second this emotion, damn. I miss her hard. :/

"I saw you 20 years ago and you were beautiful" - 20 years ago she was underage and underweight and struggling with the aftermath of her rape... so, WTF heckler, go back to your concern-troll-bridge.

Not enough middle fingers... Does anyone have middle fingers spare so I can send them to Miley in a box for that bullshit?

Even your ma ain't got time for that. :D I love it. :) Hair for all folks, however they want it!

"I do as I please." Michelle, I'm ganking this description for my sexuality. Next time someone asks me which way I sway, I'm going to just say that. :D