I... have yet to meet someone who was vocal about disliking me, because even a few rumored high school-era enemies were apparently afeared of my height and thus never proclaimed this to my face. The best I've got is a passive-aggressive ex who would drive past my window and shout out "You bitch" at 1 in the morning.…

Man, all I did when I wanted to epicquit a job I loathed was flip the bird at my sexist boss and wish him well in being elected Hell's overlord. I was...20. It felt good. It felt right. I'm glad to see the torch keeps passing on.

I don't often say I love you to internet posters but I just mouthed that one aloud to your comment.

Damn it, Slut-Lo Green. :D

I like the way you think/drink. :D

Do you drink? I was thinking about cracking open some rum to handle all this "Still glad to be single" ennui with. :P

When I read why he wanted a specific age group because of this or the other, all I could digest was he didn't want someone who'd been with a lot of men "clubbing" so he wouldn't have to impress her nor raise another man's child if she'd already had children before. Because this is exactly what men my age (mid 30s)…

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I assure you, contraception foes, every sperm nor every egg is sacred and God will NOT get quite irate if they get spilled, prevented from impregnating/implanting, flushed down a toilet or otherwise staining the all cotton underwear of your all-American boys and girls. Seriously, just let the fluids be free. It's okay.

I'd prefer to think she doesn't regret this. I'd prefer to think Anita gave Wendy Davis a call and was all "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Sneakers commences!".

I just wanted an excuse to put this as a comment. SPICE MUST FLOW, MY PUMPKINS.

Bitter but rockin' the good life *high five* When you get a missive from those How-you-doin' girls, don't you feel the temptation to go to your wife and say "Haha, would you look at this bullshit?" and squeeze her tight? :D I do that a lot with my current guy, because he beats out the chumps who gave me the pass in…

So is Love It or List It my new crack to replace my old crack that's being discontinued? :D

I am so glad you have pointed me to this fabulous tumblr. *gets mug of tea, settles in for a good read*

No. NO! I need this show so I'll have those perfect "OMG MY FUCKING HOUSE IS ONE DIASTER IN MY LOVELIFE/WORKLIFE/WHATEVER LIFE AWAY FROM DUMPSVILLE!" moments when I worry I'll turn into a hoarder at midnight when I'm watching a marathon of the episodes DVRed. I need this show in my life. NOOOO.

I like the fact it looks comfortable. Perfect for stealth boozing and smoking. She even has the "I'm so tired but this dress is a cradle of love" look to her. You take your comfy dress and get a nap, Parker. :P

My funniest moment in McDonald's drive-thru history was pulling up and ordering the old "Bucket of Fries". Seriously, I still find myself HIGHLY tempted to do that even though it is no longer offered. I felt like a gluttonous queen whenever I'd get it for $2 and sometimes I shared it with friends but mostly I just ate…

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The protein/diet restriction and water avoidance vaguely reminds me of what my sis-in-law does for her bodybuilding competitions.

I basically read GaGas reply to Levine in the most hush-hush girls-passing-notes in school way and I cackled. Cackled! Levine, sit yourself down with that bullshit. You were in a band called Kara's Flowers trying to riff on all the other slackmusic of the mid 90s, I don't even wanna hear it. :P