Motley Crüe brought back from 1985 staged an epic afterparty, apparently.

Well, not in Texas. *gives the finger to the People In Power she did NOT vote for*

Does an implement of self-destruction come with that standing room only event? :P Ugh, my brain hurts just imagining it.

I got Horse With No Name stuck in my head and started substituting that line as the lyric. :P

Rock on fellow Houstonian. All I had to read was Fitz and I knew it would be epic (between there, #s and the old 6400... ah hell, any of our clubs back in the day, really)

Well, I pretty much love you for using a Red Dwarf gif. :D

Best "boy band" *coughs* to ever film in a house:

My thoughts exactly, who married my Knox?! :(

Tyra's Cindy looks more like RuPaul did it... only somehow RuPaul would have made it fiercer.

At first I thought this was that really bad ex I've spoken about before, but apparently he has a twin in NYC. So, that's mildly frightening.

I most liked the red version of the Yahoo!, but that's just because it was around that time I got my first account with them. :P Meyer will learn no amount of whimsy will save that ship. :( And it's okay.

This could benefit with an injection of Event Horizon, Moon, and Mission to Mars to really cap off my fears of space travel. :P

Oh my gosh, yes. Oh Space Camp. :D

Yeah, I want that necklace really bad. :/ I probably had one like it as a kid in some rhinestone dressup box, but it's a great color and style and I WANT. :(

They might like the same bands, enjoy the particular genre of film no one else they know can stand, they may both dig macrame? Heck, she or he may be willing to do some boring ass stuff with them and not get all impatient about "When are we going ouuuuut" and it's just nice being with someone who is chilled out about…

My dude and I have a gap of 12 years. Granted I'm not 19, but people STILL give him stinkeye and give me stinkeye and I'm like "Whatever, we have too much in common for us to not be a couple".

That was fake? Did someone inform all of my FFA friends from high school? Because that was pretty damn real to them. We had a farmer's field that ran near my HS (and we're suburban, so bonus points for diversity?) that the FFA boys and girls leased and worked on. Between the stoners hunting for shrooms and the kickers…

Donna Summer said it best... my thoughts while taking in this photo... *Deep sigh* I want a bagel, right NOW. :( *gets in car, drives downtown, has Katz's before it closes*

Adults, congrats. You just made a 7 year old girl cry and think there's something bad about her hair. Fuck you. :(

It really fucks with my head on a daily basis. I was athletic as a youth, then back-forth with 20lb overage then a period of normalizing then I gained to obese. Then blew back down to normalizing. All through those transitions, I struggled with not getting into habits of overexercising or undereating or on the…