That is perfect. :D

I hope her boys marry a Jezebel. :D

I have noticed this trend in my high-school kid having friends as well. And I'm sitting there agape as they tell this to me because these are the same people who grew up without cell phones and internet and their parents were lucky to know half the names of who they hung around... and these same people had keggers and…

I like to imagine her husband remarking "Did you see what Lindsey was wearing today? Remember when you used to wear stuff like that?" and then scorn was born. :P

I so like the way you think...I pretty much had the same idea. :D

I'd be all "Challenge...accepted" as a teen and find alternate methods of sending obnoxious posts. But that's because I was a spitfire as a youth. :D

I was Presbyterian for a time growing up and our church was rather liberal for the time period (1980s/90s) and location (Texas).. we had LGBT youth nights with no shame and mental health outreach and divorce groups... I dunno, they just were a nice group of folks. I still volunteer with them because they were…

Some of us proud sluts DO leave your precious boys better in the end, lady. Where do you think they learn the manners to treat other women well from, anyways?

I'm sure there's a bingo card/drinking game for this, right?

As an aside, I have mad crushes on him and Peele. Coach would have these yoga people payin' for it in push ups! :P

Well, they obviously didn't catch me... oh wait.

Paula, I hope you get yours, girl. All OVER the place. You be as chill as you want, just make sure you get yours on the plenty. You aren't gonna have a hard time at all. Hell, my (fine...so fine...) lover gets a hall pass with you... give a girl a call. :P

Do I care? I don't. And given his type, the indifference would have hurt him. So, I don't care about what he did to himself at all. People I do care about? Michelle, Amanda, Gina. If that makes me a bad person, I'm alright with that.

Yeah, those are some eyes that have seen the Deadlights, know what I mean? :P

I know we're strangers and all but, sincere *hug* and I'm glad you have the means and ability to take care of yourself right now. I feel like "Shit HaPPens" needs to be a Planned Parenthood shirt. I'd wear the hell out of one.

For accompaniment: I Love Little Pussy

I think the fact I knew something like this could only come out of Austin proves I've been a Texan too long. Also, a taco cleanse is pretty much anytime I'd get Taco Bell. "59, 79, 99... WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!?!" Whomp bomba lu bom a whomp bam poop. ;)

That can not be unseen and has terrified me. :P

Translation: "OMG you guys, stop calling me out on my bullshit! This is totally embarassing. I'm trying to be a serious artist who sleeps for a wink and can power through everything and doesn't need things like diet and exercise to maintain my physique! Sheesh, just wait til next month, I'll do something even more…

The Eeyore of mammary glands, really. "How ya doing today, tits?" "Oh, I don't know *downward stare* I guess I'm fine. You're probably going to try to put a bra on me now, huh?" :D