Cause if all they do is ride buggies and play golf, I’m gonna want a big tax refund.

I always imagined Bobba Fett looking like the kind of guy who sleeps with his mattress on the floor, beats his dog, and masturbates into a sock he’s never washed. Like Russell Crowe or a young Harvey Keitel.

Remind me to skip the bland-ass 90/10 burgers at your cookout.

Eat some 90/10 chili, then some 80/20 (or lower) and get back to me. 

*Nervous Laughter*

Welp, it is time.

So they’re going to have to figure out how to compress FOUR books into a single sixth season? AND they’re removing/recasting a main character?

I’m out. I can’t stand to watch this show go all Game of Thrones or, worse, Fringe. I’d prefer to keep my good memories of what we’ve had so far.

The same dog who now plays Cheddar on Brooklyn 99?

Wow! I totally didn’t see them bringing Darth Vader back from the dead!

“not again...."

Speak for yourself. I’m prepared to follow Prophetic Deity to Pharsalus and maybe even Actium...

Americans need to get their Healthcare situation in order.
GoFundMes for medical expenses is inhumane and have no part in a 1st world country.

At long last, we have ornithopters that flap.

It made no sense to me, but 1) I’ll see anything Denis makes and 2) I just resolved in my brain that there will probably be a few exposition dumps to explain most of what I’m seeing that I don’t understand.

I just realized that Timothee Chalamet has Oscar Isaac for a dad, Jason Momoa as a fun uncle, and Zendaya as a girlfriend.

Wait a minute?! You mean to tell me that a very attractive woman has a boyfriend and doesn’t actually care about me, some random ass hole on the internet?! The audacity. The horror. How dare she have her own life outside of my desire to have sex with her despite not really knowing her and only being in love with the…

Thank god I’m too old for this shit.

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

We talking away
Hulk not know what
Hulk to say Hulk say it anyway
Today another day to find you
Shying away
Hulk be coming for your love, okay?

Taaaaake on Huuuuulk (Take on Hulk)
Taaaaake Hulk oooooooon (Take on Hulk)
Huuuuulk beeeeeee gooooone
In a day or twwwoooooooo

Somewhere, in a dark room illuminated only by the soft glow of its television, a faint smile emerged from a monster’s horrible face as it watched this one fall silently into the abyss.