Ryan Lochte lies about being mugged in Brazil while representing our country in the Olympics. He gets touted as a survivor by the same “reporter” that Trump disclosed his sexual assault tactics to. He gets a reality show.

Jussie Smollett lies about being the victim of a hate crime and gets indicted for a felony within…

I confess I absolutely cannot wrap my head around the Smollett case. Like....WHY?? It’s just so astoundingly stupid if this is all true. Like, no rational cost/benefit analysis would make this even remotely feasible. Gamble your career and reputation on what, a pay raise? To be fair, I absolutely don’t get the…

Ah, CBS All Access. Well, I’ll be pirating this one (unless it’s on European Netflix, like Star Trek Discovery).

This looks really terrific. Plus, great guest stars: Kinnear! Lathan! Yuen! Cho! Scott! ...uh, Tremblay!

This is what happens when the liberal demand for hate crimes far exceeds the actual supply of them.

Getting any Goop notification is your own fault.

If the Oscars want ratings, the only logical answer is to have Jeff Goldblum host.

I’ve got mine, fuck the rest of you, has been his mantra for his entire life.

Are you saying he was attacked by an owl?

If the intent of the original framers of the Constitution still held sway Clarence Thomas would still be livestock.

I expect clarity on this in a documentary series on Netflix 20 years from now.

“Atlanta is New York City without the smell of urine“

“Everyone believes in heaven.”

Worst...career move...ever.

Having lived in Atlanta before I can tell you all the glitters is not gold, If you got a job you can transfer to do down there for that’s one thing but don’t move there if you don’t have your employment situation worked out. Atlanta is a Hub office for most companies so they don’t have a lot of jobs that will pay you…

Try this on for size:

Fat Donny Smallhands

This is why Bernie is the only sane choice in 2020. Politicians that take money from the rich and the powerful can’t be trusted. They are not on your side. The fact this guy was a member of Democratic Establishment tells you how corrupt the Democratic Establishment is.   

$$$CHA-CHING$$$

They say you shouldn’t say nothing about the dead but good. He’s dead. Good.

The simple fact is that daughters of past US presidents should stay non-partisan. We elected her to lead the country not meme dankly with her many cool friends