If you’re like me, you need a mental reset every time you see one of the Sarsgaard or Skarsgard actors:

Someone please rescue Dinah.

Yes. It was like he’d never touched a cat before. He just kind of dropped/flung it away. Peter Sarsgaard does not care for cats.

Who taught him how to hold a cat? 

Did anyone notice him unceremoniously letting go of the cat mid-air? I mean, the cat seems fine, but he could have bent a little to shorten the distance to the ground a bit...

Also kind of fitting that Conor Oberst was accused of rape online in what, as far as I know, is one of the only instances in this exposing-of-shitty-famous-men period where it turned out to be a false accusation.

...meanwhile, Phoebe Bridgers’ current tour with Conor Oberst sold out in minutes. Thanks for the come-up, Ryan!

“We should respect the privacy of a 40-year-old man having phone sex with a 14-year-old girl” is certainly an interesting take!

lol those dudes look like they smell like shoe polish

Just waiting on that Fred Armisen expose.

An undercover drug operation in which white detectives wore blackface makeup resulted in 30 arrests

I have read more complete accounts of the interaction, and two things are true:

Asked about her sentence, she just had depraved indifference.

15 months and a charge of involuntary manslaughter is madness for this.

Seeing as how there is no group more privileged in the criminal justice system than white women, her attorneys probably figure there’s a fair chance the current SCOTUS will try to protect that privilege.

I’m a high school teacher, and I’d like to emphasize that individual teachers are expected to use their own time and money to secure their classrooms in the event of a lockdown. Our school spent time practicing for a lockdown last year, and aside from the general psychological fuckeditude of the experience, we were…

“The new deal will provide $1.37 billion in funding for “border barriers,”

The POTUS Tweeted out, mocking the Trail of Tears abuse and slaughter of Native Americans - and the fucking Left steps on its own dick by overrunning the news cycle with this self-devouring bullshit. Nobody in the GOP is calling Orange Shithead and Orange Shithead Junior for mocking the REAL deaths of thousands of…

Kimmel also appeared in blackface on the Man Show to impersonate Oprah. Kimmel did a lot of racist, misogynistic shit back in the day in order to get rich & famous and, once he did so, he suddenly (& conveniently) found his moral compass.