How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Someone had to sell used cars....

I like the Flex!

GOOD CALL SHIRTHAT DAD! YOU DID THE RIGHT THING!!!

“It has an automatic transmission”

That people riding in the car and someone walking on a nearby sidewalk was killed...are you fucking diseased or something?

Street racing sucks. That doesn’t make this good. There are 3 sets of parents who just lost their kids.

Because you’re not paying them to get lunch. You’re paying them to fix your car and make sure the repair actually fixed the problem. It’d be like if I brought my computer in to get repaired and instead you decided to just try out all my Steam games....

Or, as a mechanic, maybe don't abuse your power and get fired. It's not like this was some honest mistake, they were going to buy and eat food in his car which is very clearly using it for personal reasons, not working on his car.

I truly believe the 1991 Ford Explorer deserves to be placed in automotive history museums next to all the greats. It changed not only the car world, but the life of Americans from that moment forward.

Classic Gran Turismo-style driving, short of ramming the other cars off the track

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

Help me OBD1 Kanobi, You’re my only hope...

You act like this should be so easy, but the fact remains that a guy died because the stupid door wouldn’t open because someone wanted to get fancy with the opening mechanism. It’s absurd to think about.

Car windows can handle all of those things with ease, here’s a guy trying with a hammer to break a window. Basically you need something very hard like the breaker/seatbelt combo posted by CalzoneGolem above. A small piece of the ceramic from a spark plug will also work if thrown as it is very hard.

Breaking a car window isn’t as easy as most people believe it to be.

This is why some systems should stay mechanical instead of going electrical.

Wait, you pull on the interior door handles and the doors don’t open? What type of hellish monstrosity is this? My biggest fear with newer cars with proximity keys is that when the battery dies you can’t open the trunk and get at your jumper cables... if I actually had to worry about not being able to get out of the…

Center exhausts always look like an anus to me. I don’t want to see the car’s anus.