Your detailed knowledge of dildos is impressive.

The dildo story does not make much sense.

Your caption makes the GIF that much more hilarious!

Rear Axle: I must go, my people need me..

It will never get old. And it will always be funny.... ALWAYS

The joke is old but I’ll make it.

I’m taking a wait and see approach to drive motor replacements.

Hey Tesla

Not worth the trouble. I know Teslas have generally been pretty reliable, but there is often a strong correlation between needless gadgetry and incidence of repairs/issues. There’s a little bit of a “damned if you do” conundrum where you want to surprise and delight your buyers, but a couple malfunctions and they…

No worries, bro, relatively humidity of under 70% can create weird burbling around the rear deck and mess with the downforce, plus I bet this one had the 24mm rear swaybar and not the beefier 27mm version, plus tire pressure over 30psi and the GoPro blocking your peripheral vision and bad flashbacks from Virginia and…

Got left in the car for plenty of these little errands when I was a kid. I don’t see why its a huge issue.

Bravo Doug. Another spot-on article with more humor than an entire late night routine. Though we need to send you something new to listen to. We all love Jimmy Eat World but how many months has that album been on repeat?

I fixed that one for you.

I’m just kidding. It all sounds good, I especially like the originality of the new reviews. Keep it up Travis and team!!

AC doesn't work but probably just needs a recharge.

The idiot forgot the all important small print:

I would think that given there was FOUR YEARS between the total claim and the initial CarFax report that claim or lawsuit would be possible. Who releases those records on a car that long after it happens? Something is shady there, whether it is a prior owner or CarFax, it isn't right.

2015 WRX...